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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

What... no "atheist"?

(Oh, excuse me... on Facebook, it would be "athiest.")

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Gotta love these strings of adjectives meant to stir the blackheart strings of wingers: "radical," "socialist," "billionaire." They've lost the single-mindedness of Newt's original Thesaurus of Lies about Liberals. Now anything tacked on to "radical" or "socialist" or "antifa" or "BLM" is assumed to acquire the evil aura of "commie-lover." For example, "Democrat antifa BLM birthday cake!!" or "left-wing anarchist radical yoga pants!1!!"

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Is Chris Wallace looking for the exit? He seems to be going full Sheperd Smith lately.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

At leas it's not a live feed from Jerry Jr's yacht.

Hey-Ooo!

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Dr.BDH's avatar

I thought the brother of Er was Um...

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Wookie Monster's avatar

You should be afraid Cory Booker is going to move next door and start a vegan book club.

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Flatulus's avatar

Dave is Jewish.Learn about Jazz at KCSM.ORG

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

I need a source. Wikipedia does not confirm your assertion (nor mine, in the interest of honesty).

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Zap's avatar

Hell probably just walk away.

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Flatulus's avatar

I stand corrected! It amazes me that anyone would actually convert to Catholicism.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

I did. And then wised up. Now I'm Yahootah County's meztiso Jew. Oy, chingao.

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mvario's avatar

Because Putin told him to? And because promoting RT would be a little too obvious?

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Awww, thanks!

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Klapaucius's avatar

Give the man a break!The POTUS has done such a good job of running the country that all issues and crises have now been solved, there is no more sickness and death due to the high quality health system, everyone is now a millionaire at the very least, and everyone has a free unicorn in their garage.He's entitled to a bit of time off to watch high quality news outlets.

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Klapaucius's avatar

France has Macarons, US has Morons.

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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Someone on Facebook called me a "commie pinko socialist ultra-left-wing fascist." I guess they forgot "radical," "BLM," and "anarchist." I feel cheated.

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