He'll never be president, but he will be declared God of Narcissism You'll be glad to know that Donald Trump has finally taken a firm position on the death threats and ugly anti-Semitic images sent to Julia Ioffe, the journalist who wrote a profile of Melania Trump in
We should have this buffoon to Osama bin Laden. Donny's side-shuffles would absolutely driven Osama bonkers. Then we could have brought Osama here and put him thru wateboarding (not just wateboarding but much much more worse!!!)
... apparently, that's the only guy he hears, after all, he is his own best advisor. He doesn't need to hear what anyone else has to say - unless it's to tell him how terrific he is, in which case, he's all ears.
... I'm willing to bet the little lady is keeping a close look at the financial statements to make sure hubby's little vanity project isn't going to kick her in the assets. He may not put up any of his own money for anything, but he's fucking with "the brand" she married into. She didn't birf little Barron Trump to end up selling used cars in Slovenia, y'know (best case scenario).
... it's a patented Trump preemptive counter-punch. He only hits back if he thinks they're about to hit him first. You learn these things at Trump University Initiative. Or so I've been told.
... and an actual net worth far below his self-proclaimed $10 Billion. I mean, this is the guy that claims he's "brought billions of people into the party", right? I read somewhere that his actual "liquid assets" are somewhere in the $300 Million neighbourhood (not shabby, but modest by his own account)... and I'm pretty sure that includes selling off the plane, the helicopter, Mar-a-Lago, the non-paste jewelry of Melanoma, and that 5th Ave eyesore, the Trump Tower.
... I find it very telling that Little Donnie Drumpf finds it necessary to keep reminding us of the fact he "married a supermodel" (every arrested-development adolescent boy's fantasy), and the fact she was very successful at selling her face and body ("she made a tremendous amount of money") as her singular accomplishment as a woman. She may in fact be a multi-dimensional being (I don't know her personally), but to Emperor Vulgarian she just the latest in a long line of "great piece of ass" (actual quote) he likes to trot out for his fans.
... the substance of Don Lemon's "journalistic career" can be found in his drunken, giggling gazelle appearance on the CNN New Year's Eve broadcast. Newsertainment at it's finest.
... yeah, well, you probably are going to have to wait. We all are. Those tax returns aren't going to be released, believe me. It would be like discovering The Donald J. Trump Signature Collection was made in China for sale in Mexico... why, that would diminish the brand! And don't forget - Dumbald thinks the Trump name is worth at least $3 Billion, so let's not prick that particular balloon of self-delusion with an actual audit.
... actually (and sadly) I think that The Drumpf Ego will prevent him from running away (as he should) because he really does believe he has what it takes to go mano-a-(wo)mano with anyone. He'd be wrong of course - but when has that ever stopped him in the past?
... since Ivanka converted to Judaism via marriage, I'm guessing that he doesn't want to upset the daughter he would like to schtupp date. The less said, the better - know what I mean?
Gee, Donny, you don't have to give up one teeny-tiny thing (heh) for us. No worries! Celebrity Apprentice it is!
It's working so far.
Just wait, if he somehow wins, a night in the Lincoln bedroom with Melania can be had for the right price....
The supreme ambition of my life is to be the announcer who says. "But wait, there's more!"
"And that lifeguard was named...Brian Jones. Good day!"
We should have this buffoon to Osama bin Laden. Donny's side-shuffles would absolutely driven Osama bonkers. Then we could have brought Osama here and put him thru wateboarding (not just wateboarding but much much more worse!!!)
... apparently, that's the only guy he hears, after all, he is his own best advisor. He doesn't need to hear what anyone else has to say - unless it's to tell him how terrific he is, in which case, he's all ears.
... I'm willing to bet the little lady is keeping a close look at the financial statements to make sure hubby's little vanity project isn't going to kick her in the assets. He may not put up any of his own money for anything, but he's fucking with "the brand" she married into. She didn't birf little Barron Trump to end up selling used cars in Slovenia, y'know (best case scenario).
... it's a patented Trump preemptive counter-punch. He only hits back if he thinks they're about to hit him first. You learn these things at Trump University Initiative. Or so I've been told.
... and an actual net worth far below his self-proclaimed $10 Billion. I mean, this is the guy that claims he's "brought billions of people into the party", right? I read somewhere that his actual "liquid assets" are somewhere in the $300 Million neighbourhood (not shabby, but modest by his own account)... and I'm pretty sure that includes selling off the plane, the helicopter, Mar-a-Lago, the non-paste jewelry of Melanoma, and that 5th Ave eyesore, the Trump Tower.
... I find it very telling that Little Donnie Drumpf finds it necessary to keep reminding us of the fact he "married a supermodel" (every arrested-development adolescent boy's fantasy), and the fact she was very successful at selling her face and body ("she made a tremendous amount of money") as her singular accomplishment as a woman. She may in fact be a multi-dimensional being (I don't know her personally), but to Emperor Vulgarian she just the latest in a long line of "great piece of ass" (actual quote) he likes to trot out for his fans.
... the substance of Don Lemon's "journalistic career" can be found in his drunken, giggling gazelle appearance on the CNN New Year's Eve broadcast. Newsertainment at it's finest.
... yeah, well, you probably are going to have to wait. We all are. Those tax returns aren't going to be released, believe me. It would be like discovering The Donald J. Trump Signature Collection was made in China for sale in Mexico... why, that would diminish the brand! And don't forget - Dumbald thinks the Trump name is worth at least $3 Billion, so let's not prick that particular balloon of self-delusion with an actual audit.
... actually (and sadly) I think that The Drumpf Ego will prevent him from running away (as he should) because he really does believe he has what it takes to go mano-a-(wo)mano with anyone. He'd be wrong of course - but when has that ever stopped him in the past?
... since Ivanka converted to Judaism via marriage, I'm guessing that he doesn't want to upset the daughter he would like to schtupp date. The less said, the better - know what I mean?
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