Decrepit sewer vulture Donald Trump finally answered our years of prayers to the comedy gods by announcing he will run for president in 2016. The mogul-shaped puddle of feral rat spooge made the announcement from the yoogest, classiest skyscraper ever constructed by man, Trump Tower in New York City. And yr Wonkette, tired of summering in Connecticut like a drunken dilettante in a Cheever story, thought attending this laugh-fest would be a nice way to spend a morning. Come, let us squint through the glare of the Trump Tower lobby’s miles of marble and gold flake together.
Also ironic: Like Uncle Ronny Ray-Gun (who didn't understand Springsteen's "Born In the USA"), The Donald and his staffers have never actually LISTENED to the song they stupidly tried to use without permission. "Rockin' In the Free World" is not exactly about how great capitalism and the free market are.
Let's face it, when you can't read (or think) beyond bumper stickers, you start and stop with the song title. It's like the bills the GOPeens propose - give it a catchy title ("Right To Work", anyone?) and pay no attention to what's actually in it.
Donald, I did you you a nice little campaign poster, if you don't like it then I guess I'm fired.
He would not let her mess up his hair.
But it does look real nice when the wind catches it just right.
"Short-fingered"....don't we normally call those "paws".
D'OH!!! Damned intertoobs!!!
Had to close. He was down to only one flavor: turd with nuts.
Will the slot machines be in the Lincoln bedroom?
Bettie Page libelz!!
"I'm not going to tell you what my concession speech is, because I don't want to Greta!"
Don't know about Donald but I love it.
Also ironic: Like Uncle Ronny Ray-Gun (who didn't understand Springsteen's "Born In the USA"), The Donald and his staffers have never actually LISTENED to the song they stupidly tried to use without permission. "Rockin' In the Free World" is not exactly about how great capitalism and the free market are.
It's not 'pretension', it's 'derision'.
Trump? Read?? Hahahaha!!
No, really.. it was his birthday gift to me... nothing to do with Joyce.
Seconded!!
Let's face it, when you can't read (or think) beyond bumper stickers, you start and stop with the song title. It's like the bills the GOPeens propose - give it a catchy title ("Right To Work", anyone?) and pay no attention to what's actually in it.
... maybe that's because there really wasn't anything going on?