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fuflans's avatar

<i>Out of the hospital Out against my will Life is so beautiful I've gone mental Mental, mental

Staring at my goldfish bowl Popping phenobarbital Life is so beautiful I've gone mental Mental, mental</i>

Ramones understand fox news.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, here on the north shore of Lake Erie, we get a light dusting, and see Erie and Buffalo get whomped regularly.

Vienna Woods's avatar

You read Game of Thrones? There's a hell of death on the crapper in there. It would work with Trump- oh yeah.

Lot_49's avatar

If only Newt would reveal his secret plan to reduce the price of gas to $2/gallon! It's probably on the shelf next to Nixon's secret plan to end the Vietnam War, and Mittens' 1999-2009 tax returns.

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Hate to <a href="" target="_blank">stickle</a>, but can't resist.

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Addressing climate change means suburbanites might have to pay a bit more for gas for their SUVs. <i>This is INTOLERABLE!!!!1!!1</i>

But America's premiere climate scientist, Donald Trump, MBA, says it's cold out now, so what's the problem?

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Trump Brand© ® Electricity...the classiest on the market, and available now for $1.50 per kilowatt-hour.

schmannity's avatar

Where's the profit in that?

Lot_49's avatar

Yet <i>another</i> distinguished<i> Wissenschaftler</i> coming down against global warming. I'm convinced now!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Trump has that "Fat Elvis" vibe going for him.