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<i>Out of the hospital Out against my will Life is so beautiful I've gone mental Mental, mental

Staring at my goldfish bowl Popping phenobarbital Life is so beautiful I've gone mental Mental, mental</i>

Ramones understand fox news.

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Yeah, here on the north shore of Lake Erie, we get a light dusting, and see Erie and Buffalo get whomped regularly.

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You read Game of Thrones? There's a hell of death on the crapper in there. It would work with Trump- oh yeah.

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If only Newt would reveal his secret plan to reduce the price of gas to $2/gallon! It's probably on the shelf next to Nixon's secret plan to end the Vietnam War, and Mittens' 1999-2009 tax returns.

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Hate to <a href="" target="_blank">stickle</a>, but can't resist.

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Addressing climate change means suburbanites might have to pay a bit more for gas for their SUVs. <i>This is INTOLERABLE!!!!1!!1</i>

But America's premiere climate scientist, Donald Trump, MBA, says it's cold out now, so what's the problem?

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Trump Brand© ® Electricity...the classiest on the market, and available now for $1.50 per kilowatt-hour.

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Where's the profit in that?

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Yet <i>another</i> distinguished<i> Wissenschaftler</i> coming down against global warming. I'm convinced now!

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Trump has that "Fat Elvis" vibe going for him.

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