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FDRliberal's avatar

What I enjoy about Trump is how his style never changes. He insults Charles Krauthammer and George Will the same way he insulted Stuttering John from the Howard Stern show, calling them 'losers', etc. His eye rolls, signs of disgust during the Republican debates are going to be entertaining as all hell. Not to mention the fact he will come well armed with shocking quotes in true Barnum fashion. I can only pray he calls one of the other candidates, like Bobby Jindal, a "loser".

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bobbert's avatar

Cruz has all the ego you could want, but his presentation skillz suck wind. Even when he was shutting down the fucking government, the average shlub voter could barely recognize him.

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Captain Kraut's avatar

Does that involve rum? Asking for a friend...

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bobbert's avatar

Mine's a little brief, but it derives from a couple of previous ones, so I think it'll stay for awhile.

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bobbert's avatar

“I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.”

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bobbert's avatar

Any millenium now, that'll be the majority view.

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bobbert's avatar

Or, makes the frond grow harder.

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Tony Alexander's avatar

no doubt!

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pj's avatar

LOVE Dorothy, but that was Ring Lardner's...

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Inauthentic. The mouth needs to be Y... bigger.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

They are all losers to him. Until Trump loses. Then he sez he was never really that interested anyway since he has bigger, more exciting plans.

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impeachrinserepeat's avatar

Trump's campaign is so much piggery jokery.

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Helena Handbag's avatar

If I was advising Christy I would insist on a pie eating contest.

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EmmettGrogan's avatar

There's also that Mobius strip hairdo on Trump, which is always good for many fun-filled moments.

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EmmettGrogan's avatar

I have always been against fake boobs...until now. Of course there are other fake boobs who are even faker, witness our present politicians.

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EmmettGrogan's avatar

And with martinis!

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