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Lizzietish81's avatar

I remember my great grandmother at a 4th of July cook out telling me that this was the day we "licked the British"

I mean what's gayer than that?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Oh for a rainbow colored Spiny Norman.

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WellIGotNothing's avatar

Reporter: Mr Trump, what is your opinion on the security implications of our national debt?Trump: SOMEBODY is doing the raping!!!

Reporter: Are you suggesting that America is being taken advantage of due to our burdensome debt?Trump: Its YOOOOGE!

Reporter: Uhhhhh...

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Right? Isn't this the third time he claimed he cut ties first so there?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

But but but it is so funny. Can't we have just a little peril?

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Well, I've always liked Macys merchandise, but I put my Macys card in a drawer eight years ago, when I found out they were associating themselves with this blowhard prick. Yayyy! Now I can start shopping at Macys again!

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Yeah, just in the last two weeks, he gets "fired" by other corporations who don't want to associate with Toxic Trump, and all three times, he's come out with a statement AFTER he gets fired -- saying he "fired them first." I'm telling ya, I have purchased two cases of popcorn to get me through this circus they call the GOP nomination process! He's scaring the shit out of ALL of them, and the whiny babies just sit back, afraid to say a word! Better than Comedy Central!

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parachihuahua's avatar

Maybe this is what he meant:

http://imgur.com/gallery/YA...

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Relativicus's avatar

A "segment"? Well, I suppose 85% does count as a segment.

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Skippy2000's avatar

Believe that was Bill Maher whom TRump sued over the remarks!

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Skippy2000's avatar

what a great idea...destroy from within!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That's why it's so much fun!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Thanks for not leaving anything for the rest of us. Bastard.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Now that you mention it...

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