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Maybe Elvis had the right idea when he shot that TV.

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And how many times during the last 20 years did we hear the President needing minor surgery for this or for that, which required them to sign a letter ceding Presidential authority to their VP while they were under anesthesia?

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yeah, because his atlas is totally shrugged by now.

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You know, I'm a bit disappointed they didn't go with the obvious #hILLary, maybe that Vagenda of Manocide guy already had it written down on a napkin somewhere. He's the only clever one of the bunch.

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I wouldn't care if Hillz were a corpse propped up in a chair a la Weekend at Bernies, I'd still vote for her over Turnip. It would do less damage to this country.

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So if D, Trump blows his own dog-whistle, does that mean he blows himself?

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And Kaine over Pence

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We're all winners here. Let's all feel our self-esteem inflate! Ahhhhh...

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The best part of it all? Her apology, which was, essentially, I'm sorry y'all are so deplorable! And the best part of all? We get to use the word deplorable! Win-Win, I say.

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I cannot unsee the colonoscopy of Reagan's polyps.

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Eww! I've seen my own, don't even want to think about someone else's, let alone some dead guy!

Brain Bleach! Stat!!

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They showed that shit on national TV! Get it! They showed that shit! They showed his colonoscopy! Get it! Man, sometimes I crack myself up.

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That is his greatest desire.

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Alls I know is I had walking pneumonia once (OK, maybe three times in the past five years), and I'm not qualified to president. Checkmate, cuck LIBTARDS!

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There was also Edith Wilson, who after renowned racist Woodrow Wilson had a stroke essentially ran things.https://www.whitehouse.gov/...

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"Why do dogs lick themselves, Daddy?

"Uh, because they can(?)"

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