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I assume that "non-career officials" is clearly defined somewhere? Because as it stands, while we all *know* what it's meant to mean, it's definitely the kind of ambiguous that the Kushners could get out of quite easily.

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It may help to explain Our One True President Trump's logic if you bear in mind the degree of blackety-blackety-blackness in Rep. Cummings' skin tone.

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Trump himself has never ventured outside of his own ego.

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In case ANYONE has ANY questions about what is happening in America now:

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There is one rat in New York who is not only more famous than Trump, its more popular than Trump. And it knows not to use a fork to eat Pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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To be fair, none of us have ventured outside the universe and its only half as inflated as Trump's ego.

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HuffPo's side boob de jour?

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Why can't they report that shit as "Trump lies again on Twitter" or "Racist fuckhead spews total bullshit...again"?

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What's the Rockwell Automation deal here?

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Jared and Ivanka's buttery males? OK, turn 'em over.

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This is nothing. Imagine the racist rage if Ivanka dated a black man, let alone tried to marry one.

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I certainly recognize all these kitteh behaviors and I admit I had to laugh out loud about how well you described some of them. But I still maintain these behaviors are still Mon-Fri things as well.

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I can only imagine how much spit is going to be on every plate. Ugh!

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I’ve only been out of the country for more than a couple of hours once so far, but I would like to travel more, now that I’ve got a passport.

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Do not give these idiots ideas.

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I say, I say, that boy projects more than a Bell & Howell.

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