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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Jesus, and the man wonders why he's constantly under audit amirite?

TeeRaak's avatar

With Trump, you gotta read the fine print...https://i.imgur.com/mYde3cU...Outrageous Shipping and Handling Charges!

TeeRaak's avatar

Mexican Elvis? Is that you?

Bebecca's avatar

As we sometimes say in the legal profession "to the best of my knowledge without doing any research..." and people actually agree to that.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

APOD, baby. I visit every day. I don't gets to do the astronomies, b/c I'm busy designing things to diagnose eye disease, but I lovz me some pretty space pictures!

CassandraLeo's avatar

It seems to be a pretty clear consensus among translation experts that the translations of the books are pretty bad, and that the originals are much better. I don't speak Swedish, so I can't confirm this.

HarpyLibtart's avatar

Yeah, my mind went straight to some creepy depravity when I read that, too...Let's be real, we all know 'one-of-a-kind experience' is rich people code for: "Something rare and expensive is getting molested, dead and/or eaten"

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Rookie mistake. Never keep your money next to your harem. Most likely, the next time you check, you'll have neither.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

And 4) The Foundation pays for his extravagances. That way you can live like a billionaire without being one.

TakingAmes's avatar

Sure, except Hannity would dispute EVERY accusation, since he's already admitted he's in the tank. Could it be like the disclaimer at the end of every. single. HuffPo article about Donald?

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Hilarious plus: my dogs are going apeshit from the bird noises.We snark, we make dick jokes, but we also learn about nature and tease our animals. Among the many things I love about non-commenters.

Mavenmaven's avatar

"I'm smart! This is called being a businessman" said almost everyone in a minimal security white collar prison.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

No wonder he doesn't have $10 billion anymore!

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Also too, see Doonesbury's online flashbacks for the last few days.