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Jesus, and the man wonders why he's constantly under audit amirite?

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With Trump, you gotta read the fine print...https://i.imgur.com/mYde3cU...Outrageous Shipping and Handling Charges!

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Mexican Elvis? Is that you?

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As we sometimes say in the legal profession "to the best of my knowledge without doing any research..." and people actually agree to that.

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APOD, baby. I visit every day. I don't gets to do the astronomies, b/c I'm busy designing things to diagnose eye disease, but I lovz me some pretty space pictures!

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It seems to be a pretty clear consensus among translation experts that the translations of the books are pretty bad, and that the originals are much better. I don't speak Swedish, so I can't confirm this.

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Yeah, my mind went straight to some creepy depravity when I read that, too...Let's be real, we all know 'one-of-a-kind experience' is rich people code for: "Something rare and expensive is getting molested, dead and/or eaten"

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Rookie mistake. Never keep your money next to your harem. Most likely, the next time you check, you'll have neither.

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And 4) The Foundation pays for his extravagances. That way you can live like a billionaire without being one.

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Sure, except Hannity would dispute EVERY accusation, since he's already admitted he's in the tank. Could it be like the disclaimer at the end of every. single. HuffPo article about Donald?

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Hilarious plus: my dogs are going apeshit from the bird noises.We snark, we make dick jokes, but we also learn about nature and tease our animals. Among the many things I love about non-commenters.

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"I'm smart! This is called being a businessman" said almost everyone in a minimal security white collar prison.

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No wonder he doesn't have $10 billion anymore!

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I'm just "smart"...

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Also too, see Doonesbury's online flashbacks for the last few days.

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