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C'mon! Ass fucking libelz.

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A can of gay spray and a couple of torso sculptures and it's home!

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Fan, singular.

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I especially like it when Trump bragged about how great his appointees are, and how good DefSec "Mad Dog" Mattis is at killing people.

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I hope the GOP doesn't get a hernia while they strain to limit tax-exempt politics to evangelical christians only.

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My sanctimonious sister informs me that only God knows what is in Trump's heart and she prays for his success.

After 8 years of reposts accusing Obama of being a Kenyan muslim communist socialist who hates America and is an incompetent evil tyrant. Now only God knows what's in the President's heart.

I think she's going to block me now.

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NO! He's a Muslim from Scotland! He doesn't even know where Kenya IS, but he knows it's a BAD place.

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Not only is it authentic GOPvangelical gibberish......

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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During the election I heard a truly delicate blossom telling the host on the "Progressive" radio station (a/k/a The Jill Stein Show at the time) about having "survived" the horrors of the 1990s. Low unemployment and other tragedies, really ten times worse than the Bowling Green Massacre.

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Judging from the comments on religious radio stations the next day "God's people" would be fine with that rewrite.

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People who see this kind of thing happening and do nothing -- not out of fear but out of indifference; although it might be billed as "being the better person."

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My Administration got the best letters, the bigliest. Very strong... So many people felt so strongly about me... terrific letters, a lot of capital letters, F's and U's... Huge letters...

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A little Vicks under the nose...

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He'd have to know what those words mean, first, but someone would have to tell him, because (psst) Trump can't read.

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Keegan-Michael Key predicted nuclear holocaust within the first 100 days, and, based on the first 20, I'm thinking he was probably correct.

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Only for self-identified Nazis. #WWCAD

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