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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Is there only one community in Greenland, or are they all required to have one of those red houses in them?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Aren't marauding Texans always white?

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AtTheTip's avatar

I'm a musician, and I'm addicted to the internet and lefty sites. Who is this guy? And NPR sucks.

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AtTheTip's avatar

That's the one new fact I learned from this whole damn thing. That, and that Nuuk has a golf course. What do I win?

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pixeloid's avatar

Maybe the severe personality disorder and mental illness, advanced dementia, late stage syphilis, and drug-induced psychosis have pushed tRump past "batshit crazy" into "batshit bugfuck nuts".

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Emil Muz's avatar

he just wanted a test drive.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Greenland needs an Inuit version of Fidel Castro.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Too easy... where are the liability lawyers to go after his employer?

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aghiv's avatar

Good. That'll make Blue Texas happen even sooner.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Minor correction from a Mexican history guy: The Republic of Texas tried to claim a big chunk of New Mexico (both while it was still part of Mexico, and after the US "intervention" of 1846-48). Millard Fillmore had to order the Army into New Mexico to protect Mexican citizens from marauding Texans (the white, slave-owning, English speaking kind of Texans), and eventually forced Texas to pay the federal government for the chunks of what's now west Texas they'd occupied that were part of New Mexico.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Check that he's not an illegal alien.

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

Greenland may be the only habitable place on Earth in a decade or 2. I say Buy It!

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richardgrabman's avatar

Polar bears and musk ox.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Buy it on the margin, then sell it to Russia a few weeks later. The profits would be fantasktick !!!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Someone needs to just shove the Nuuk back in his mouth so he'll shut up.

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tiredsucker's avatar

I will agree to purchasing Greenland as long as Trump is sent there immediately and can never leave.

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