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Lucky if there's one HIgh School diploma between the lot of them.

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"Stay away from that rapey creep - he goes full trump on you at the drop of a hat."

This works tremendously bigly!

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Jimmy "lusted in his heart." Ford was rumored to have a little something on the side. And you are correct about Barak OBama.

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Pence packed them in deep here in Pensacola, yesterday! For another good laugh, read the two comments accompanying this pathetic story!

"In a roughly 30-minute speech delivered to approximately 250-300 supporters in a grassy field adjacent to Palafox Wharf..."

http://www.pnj.com/story/ne...

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He pointed out that someone had delivered a fruit basket. I felt that it was to show me how important he was.Wait, if someone delivered you a fruit basket, it makes you important?

[Gloating]I got a fruitcake last Christmas.

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Roosevelt's wife had one. Wink

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Also too: a full set of teeth.

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Cthulhu is really, REALLY angry at you right now, trumpie.

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That's cuz you've never had to deal with a guy with this mindset.

It sucks. And not in a good way.

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This is a valid question. Do they have a video of him stomping baby kittehs or something?

I mean, really, it's got to be BIG.

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That weirded me out enough to make me have another, okay two more Harvey Wallbangers.

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The guy just oozes charisma, doesn't he?

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I give props to the ladies. Some guys are real jerks.

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I'm not certain, but I see a bit of a resemblance among all of these women who are too ugly for Trump to molest/bang.

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