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That would be: Vete para la casa del carajo, comemierda!

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I don't think Trump has ever been to Mexico. If the Mexicans are getting rich off America, I'm pretty sure it will come as a surprise to them.

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Kick him off the air, NBC. Fire him so that he has nothing better to do than actually run.

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Yeesh those Messicans, obviously they don't speak Trump. When he calls you rapists, drug dealers and scumbags it just means you're a darker color than peach. It's just like when he calls for you to be executed for a crime that A) you didn't commit and B) while heinous wasn't murder it's the same thing. The central park 5 learned how to speak fluent Trump....Now I need a shower, Trump and Ann Coulter prove non-Southerners can be just as vile in their racism as any mullet toting the stars and bars...

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But really, who wouldn't want to be a lawyer for Donald Trump?

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wining

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In a word, Pendejo.

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I've read that the suit is over an Instagram pic of Trump next to Dylann Roof.

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I was thinking more like a: blonde, petulant, imbecile who want to be king of the country but can't because she lacks a penis and when she does get a modicum of power becomes a paranoid fool who attacks anyone who disagrees with her. All that. No offense to natural blondes intended, that part is just coincidence.

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As Jessica Williams said last night...goil. Dame works, too

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You'd be kept busy, that's for sure but you would to have to fight the daily urge to smack him in the face with Martindale-Hubbell.

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"Univision. I’m gonna have to sue Univision now. Because I speak negatively about trade with Mexico."

Univision has every right to drop you, Fuckface Von Clownstick, they are not the federal government and therefore your right to free speech is not impeded.

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No no, Senor Trump (!) Univision is dropping you because you said Mexico is sending us all the drug dealers and bad peoples and horribles and that you GUESS some are good people.Not for the thingy thing about trade you ignoble fuckweaselNow STFU and go get gay married throat crammed with the rest of the Cons

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I heard they were extending the St. Lawrence Seaway and the Rio Grande into something with about the same proportions as a thousand foot wide moat.

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The comb-over that walked like a man -- sort of.

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Describing Grechen as beautiful, or even fetching, is stretching.

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