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Paula Deen libel!!!

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I love Local Hero. Donald Trump is no Burt Lancaster, that's for damn sure.

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Once again I ask, why the fuck cannot a man that rich afford to get better-looking hair?

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It would not be worth the awfulness of actually having to see him for months on end.

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The hair will be fine. He's had it tack welded to his skull

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Media whore says what?

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I'm fine with this. The longer Trump stays out of NYC, the more hideous highrises we don't get stuck with, and the more decent buildings don't get torn down. Thanks, Iowa!

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Trump is perfect for the Repubicans. They should just totally nominate him right now. (crosses fingers) Trump-Palin!

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'Cause he has three times the family values as Obama!

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just say no to rugs

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because the live ones have too much self respect to associate with him...

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Dooood! He's looking more like Fat Elvis every time they take a new picture.

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