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Vienna Woods's avatar

I love Local Hero. Donald Trump is no Burt Lancaster, that's for damn sure.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Once again I ask, why the fuck cannot a man that rich afford to get better-looking hair?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It would not be worth the awfulness of actually having to see him for months on end.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The hair will be fine. He's had it tack welded to his skull

malsperanza's avatar

I'm fine with this. The longer Trump stays out of NYC, the more hideous highrises we don't get stuck with, and the more decent buildings don't get torn down. Thanks, Iowa!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Trump is perfect for the Repubicans. They should just totally nominate him right now. (crosses fingers) Trump-Palin!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

'Cause he has three times the family values as Obama!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

because the live ones have too much self respect to associate with him...

Joshua Norton's avatar

Dooood! He's looking more like Fat Elvis every time they take a new picture.