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handyhippie65's avatar

trump probably bought HAha insurance.

handyhippie65's avatar

i'ma thinkin i'll take a puff every time i hear "god". i wonder if i even remember why i am watching 'bout halfway through.

obamafone's avatar

He's got a prutty mouf.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

no worries, it's all because of "liberal" media and those annoying fact thingies

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

how did you scan my browsing history!

Lefty Mark's avatar

The New York City Police Department during the Tammany Hall era?

chicken thief's avatar

In the Dominican Republic little burro ride you. Or so I've heard...

~ Rush

essbird's avatar

Seems like a sombrero would be less likely to disturb the furry creature on his head when he takes it off.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

All employees received TRUMP SUCCESS 3 Piece Eau de Toilette Spray Gift Set for Men to start them off on the road to riches.

chicken thief's avatar

Since they will have to out-right wing each other, I'm going for "Christian/family values". And also too "Reagan" because I really like to drink.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

English Premier League?

chicken thief's avatar

As a still registered Republican, I can vote for that ass hole in the primary also too.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Maybe they came over as stowaways on a Trump steamer.