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handyhippie65's avatar

trump probably bought HAha insurance.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i'ma thinkin i'll take a puff every time i hear "god". i wonder if i even remember why i am watching 'bout halfway through.

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obamafone's avatar

He's got a prutty mouf.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

no worries, it's all because of "liberal" media and those annoying fact thingies

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

how did you scan my browsing history!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The New York City Police Department during the Tammany Hall era?

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chicken thief's avatar

In the Dominican Republic little burro ride you. Or so I've heard...

~ Rush

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essbird's avatar

Seems like a sombrero would be less likely to disturb the furry creature on his head when he takes it off.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

All employees received TRUMP SUCCESS 3 Piece Eau de Toilette Spray Gift Set for Men to start them off on the road to riches.

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chicken thief's avatar

Since they will have to out-right wing each other, I'm going for "Christian/family values". And also too "Reagan" because I really like to drink.

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chicken thief's avatar

Phil Knight?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

English Premier League?

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essbird's avatar

Kite Running!

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chicken thief's avatar

As a still registered Republican, I can vote for that ass hole in the primary also too.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Maybe they came over as stowaways on a Trump steamer.

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Logic of Color's avatar

Two words: Benghazi

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