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trump probably bought HAha insurance.

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i'ma thinkin i'll take a puff every time i hear "god". i wonder if i even remember why i am watching 'bout halfway through.

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He's got a prutty mouf.

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no worries, it's all because of "liberal" media and those annoying fact thingies

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how did you scan my browsing history!

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The New York City Police Department during the Tammany Hall era?

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In the Dominican Republic little burro ride you. Or so I've heard...

~ Rush

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Seems like a sombrero would be less likely to disturb the furry creature on his head when he takes it off.

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All employees received TRUMP SUCCESS 3 Piece Eau de Toilette Spray Gift Set for Men to start them off on the road to riches.

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Since they will have to out-right wing each other, I'm going for "Christian/family values". And also too "Reagan" because I really like to drink.

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Phil Knight?

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English Premier League?

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Kite Running!

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As a still registered Republican, I can vote for that ass hole in the primary also too.

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Maybe they came over as stowaways on a Trump steamer.

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Two words: Benghazi

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