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Shelli Kae's avatar

Thanks. My good fortune w the pregnancy was Karma worked fast on this one. I'm going to make sure I keep a kind heart bc I do not want that kind of karma coming at me.

Shelli Kae's avatar

This helped me remember my worth. That's the silver lining.

Shelli Kae's avatar

I'm a bit ashamed I tolerated it to the point I painted him as perfect to the world. To my detriment bc then he used it to convince me he loved me more than anyone else ever would. I did get out! I just had to piss on the electric fence a few times before I could admit what it was!

Shelli Kae's avatar

Yep. He assholed way too big to get out of it this time! I won! I got out.

Shelli Kae's avatar

I think I could write a pretty crazy comedy/tradegy. I'm the comedy part! I am in a much better place. I remember who I was and it feels light.

fuflans's avatar

i had to look up every reference in that sentence except 'black hole'.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Over three years in and Presidential Cheeseburder still hasn't shared his amazing healthcare plan that he was gonna institute right after his inauguration. I mean, it's almost like it doesn't exist!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Great idea! Can Tom Servo, Crow and Gypsy be moderators? Please?

David Brian's avatar

Two cures for this asshole: 1) Impeach and remove; or 2) Vote out of office.

Keith Taylor's avatar

"I stand stronger than anyone on protecting your Healthcare and pre-existing conditions.""No-one has been tougher on Russia than me.""No-one respects women more than I do."

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Except they could turn that around through the Fox propaganda arm.

Klapaucius's avatar

How do they even manage to speak with their tongues up his arse?

Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

This would make a great SNL open. Or a whole show.

PS - Looks like all MST3K episodes are on Tubi TV for FREESIES!AND no commercials!

MsYellowDog's avatar

That's right! That IS what he must be saying!

rtpoeman's avatar

Needs a minor edit"I stand stronger than anyone on protecting your Healthcare - and pre-existing conditions."

Your pre-existing conditions will be protected! We won't cover them!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

She even capitalizes better than he does.