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handyhippie65's avatar

there you go, pointing out the obvious.

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DahBoner's avatar

Support Our Christians.

https://hoaxteadresearch.fi...

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DahBoner's avatar

Capitalism?

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

You know, if I went up to Bernie Sanders and said: "Abracadabra, hocus pocus, let this man be president!" I bet people would think I was a weirdo.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

True facts: 'hocus pocus' comes from 'hoc enim est corpus meum' (this is my body) from the Catholic Latin Mass.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Tell me, what kind of heaven do you think awaitsWhen your ass is too fat to fit the Pearly Gates?It's like the eye of the needle and the limousineParadise is set aside for the less obsceneYou only care for the power that the lucre bringsAnd you have no love for any living thingYour god is Mammon;Your god is dead.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Christians who insist on following Jewish cultural traditions, like St Paul never happened.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

But if you wear a cassock and say it in proper Latin, you're a very serious person.

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Robert Weiler's avatar

Maybe strange women lying about in ponds handing out swords in a farcical aquatic ceremony is in fact the best way to pick a person to yield supreme executive power. The GOP is doing an outstanding job of proving that you could do worse.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Coming in 3...2...1...: it's the "Donald Trump Commemorative Goldtone Embossed...https://m.youtube.com/watch... "

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Querolous's avatar

Not so! The Donald is fluent in Bankruptian, Narcissistish, and Sueish!

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Karen Marie's avatar

My guess would be AOT,K.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

"You're Excommunicated!"

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Prey, not pray

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Vienna Woods's avatar

If it leads him to a 3rd party candidacy when the GOP kicks him to the curb, more power to him!

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