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VandeGraf's avatar

Tito "Slash" Francona. Played lead second base on a strat.

Russell Jones's avatar

lol@Donnie Jr. not being bugfuck insane enough for 2019 Trumplings. Creating an abomination that grows beyond the creator's ability to control? Surely that's never happened before!

HarpyLibtart's avatar

I don't think she needs to, pretty sure she was richer than his daddy when he married her - plus they've got five kids that he appears to have straight-up abandoned, the child support payments are probably already cleaning him out.

Óðinn's avatar

Yup. It's all connected to Benghazi and the Comet Ping Pong pizza restaurant's basement. True story.

"M"'s avatar

See ...

what REALLY bothers me about this is that only white people say this kind of thing.

POC *been knew*, if you will permit the expression in the vernacular.

What these grow into are cops like Wilson and Pantoleo, and "Congressmen" like Collins and Hunter.

But you all never want to hear it until it's way too late.

John Robinson's avatar

Well, she's had five, anyway.

kareemachan's avatar

Well, she did call herself 'mamacita'....

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

What IS that hideous thing she's wrapped in? Looks like reused garbage bags. Melania's obviously taking her under her wing.

Lancelot Link's avatar

Someone should tell him Francisco Franco's still dead.

Electriq's avatar

Russian Asset Jr gets booed by Russian Asset Sr's idiot minions while his telenovela villain/ grandma-girlfriend tries fruitlessly to shame the shameless.

A clusterfuck of Greek mythological proportions that.

Lara's avatar

Have you noticed how many young conservative women seem to all be trying to look like Ivanka, and the old-trying-not-to-look-old ones are trying to look like Melania?

They all just wind up looking as trashy and plastic as their idols.

Point is, Guilfoyle up there looks like a Melania knockoff.

Mike Steele's avatar

‘Name a time when conservatives have disrupted even’...a Congressional hearing, storming a SCIF and contaminating it with their communications devices which were likely on DM to Moscow. Also, ‘dented trophy’ for the win!