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This is exactly how Alex Jones "covers" the news. He looks at a headline; makes up something loosely based on it; then gets vodka-spewing, pants-shitting mad about the thing he just made up.

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She's not going to be married to Kushner for much longer. She's getting tired of being a beard for Jar-Jar, and she thinks if she marries someone respectable she might be invited back into NYC society.

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MAGAts are still fighting the Civil War.

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you're saying it's all improv humor I get it

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Well, DJTJr. didn't learn to read sittin' at his daddy's knee...

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If I ever get low enough to believe that something Junior says makes sense or is reasonable, , would someone pleas shoot me?

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I totally forgot that. And we had that 45.

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Exercise is racist? Tell that to all the Black folks who leave me in the dust at road races!

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Jr., with his non-existent shoulders and prominent moobs, is in favor of exercise?

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Does Don Jr. deny that he will get less jail time if he is arrested exercising on cocaine than an inner city black person who is arrested exercising while using crack?

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You're offended that words have actual definitions? That's unique.

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Jesus that guy is an asshole.

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Its funny, i have recently again found Wonkette. Its nice to associate with relatively normal people. With twitter, i was revived for for commenting to Keri Lake, to ‘fuck off’ ‘sucia puta.’ And that was supposed to be incendiary and some how violence inducing.

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Sorry , not revived but banned .

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You had me at pants- shutting mad. Great image.

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