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sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

This is exactly how Alex Jones "covers" the news. He looks at a headline; makes up something loosely based on it; then gets vodka-spewing, pants-shitting mad about the thing he just made up.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

She's not going to be married to Kushner for much longer. She's getting tired of being a beard for Jar-Jar, and she thinks if she marries someone respectable she might be invited back into NYC society.

tinker12's avatar

MAGAts are still fighting the Civil War.

Pilgrim's avatar

you're saying it's all improv humor I get it

mailman27's avatar

Well, DJTJr. didn't learn to read sittin' at his daddy's knee...

Vicki Buckrop's avatar

If I ever get low enough to believe that something Junior says makes sense or is reasonable, , would someone pleas shoot me?

Dinz6315's avatar

I totally forgot that. And we had that 45.

Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Exercise is racist? Tell that to all the Black folks who leave me in the dust at road races!

La Cieca's avatar

Jr., with his non-existent shoulders and prominent moobs, is in favor of exercise?

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Does Don Jr. deny that he will get less jail time if he is arrested exercising on cocaine than an inner city black person who is arrested exercising while using crack?

Brian Bixby's avatar

You're offended that words have actual definitions? That's unique.

Steve wilson's avatar

Jesus that guy is an asshole.

Steve wilson's avatar

Its funny, i have recently again found Wonkette. Its nice to associate with relatively normal people. With twitter, i was revived for for commenting to Keri Lake, to β€˜fuck off’ β€˜sucia puta.’ And that was supposed to be incendiary and some how violence inducing.

Steve wilson's avatar

Sorry , not revived but banned .

Steve wilson's avatar

You had me at pants- shutting mad. Great image.