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Fnord 73's avatar

Its the Rittenhouse way, dontcha know.

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oafishcad's avatar

You can't be a Christian and kick Christ in the balls.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

I second the motion for Saturnalia!

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Brian Bixby's avatar

How about an evidence-based belief system? I'd settle for that.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

If he pays someone to take him where the animal is, and then flush it out, then distract it so that it holds still long enough, then maybe.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

like uncontrollable diarrhoea

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

motion is carried, let Saturnalia commence

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

apparently not

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Gary_Seven's avatar

Sure, cos he is definitely too Christlike with his elephant tails and shitty attitude....

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Gary_Seven's avatar

Right, Dad, RIGHT, RIGHT Dad?????????

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Gary_Seven's avatar

This is what happens when you eliminate teh gheys and the Blacks from Dancing.

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Blessed be the Asshats!

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Gary_Seven's avatar

In fairness, there was at least one ass there...

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Gary_Seven's avatar

You forgot the underpants...

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

And then Eric gets into the act.

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Klapaucius's avatar

Still one of my favourite S.D, lyrics.

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