the dumbest thing Daddy ever spermed into existence Our favorite part of this Buzzfeed story about how General John Kelly, as White House chief of staff, is doing his part to choke off the constant flow of fake news vomit into Donald Trump's baby bird mouth is this:
I love watching Russian car crash videos on youtube in which Ladas are always spinning out and crashing, and they basically come apart and fling parts all over the road.
Read about a bank robber who covered his face with lemon juice so the cameras couldn't see him. He heard you could use lemon juice as invisible ink, and thought it'd make him invisible.
Clearly not paying attention during the Bugs Bunny cartoons. It's not invisible ink you use, it's vanishing cream!
Smaaaaat.
Ok. Well then some day I may post it. But you can't laugh!
Not yet, although I hear they're "close" to making arrests.
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Robert Mueller's Jack Benny impression: "Oh Don..."
I love watching Russian car crash videos on youtube in which Ladas are always spinning out and crashing, and they basically come apart and fling parts all over the road.
If Charlie Manson wasn't an insane murdering fuck-head, he'd be a good guy too.
Sieg & Heil Trump. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Mine fuhrer, I love you mine fuhrer!!!https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Alex Jones had a spontaneous orgasm when he heard about Arpaio's pardon.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
We're cumming Donny, we're cumming!!!https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Read about a bank robber who covered his face with lemon juice so the cameras couldn't see him. He heard you could use lemon juice as invisible ink, and thought it'd make him invisible.
Clearly not paying attention during the Bugs Bunny cartoons. It's not invisible ink you use, it's vanishing cream!
Goddammit. Knew I shouldn't have clicked. My bad. 😓
"And if you survive, don't call us."
And they will take all of his guns, and his gun rights away, for good !!!!!
Totally!
Oh definitely!