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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Ok. Well then some day I may post it. But you can't laugh!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Not yet, although I hear they're "close" to making arrests.

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The Observer's avatar

Robert Mueller's Jack Benny impression: "Oh Don..."

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

I love watching Russian car crash videos on youtube in which Ladas are always spinning out and crashing, and they basically come apart and fling parts all over the road.

TRUMPSAFUGGIN RACIST's avatar

If Charlie Manson wasn't an insane murdering fuck-head, he'd be a good guy too.

TRUMPSAFUGGIN RACIST's avatar

Alex Jones had a spontaneous orgasm when he heard about Arpaio's pardon.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Read about a bank robber who covered his face with lemon juice so the cameras couldn't see him. He heard you could use lemon juice as invisible ink, and thought it'd make him invisible.

Clearly not paying attention during the Bugs Bunny cartoons. It's not invisible ink you use, it's vanishing cream!

BSiata's avatar

Goddammit. Knew I shouldn't have clicked. My bad. 😓

SeeTrain65's avatar

"And if you survive, don't call us."

David Hollenshead's avatar

And they will take all of his guns, and his gun rights away, for good !!!!!