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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

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Probably put them on the highway right of way. Big no-no. The road crews always a big pile of signs in the shop area during elections they had removed for being on public property.

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Donny is an equal opportunity jerk. Irritate him and that is all he cares about.

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Or they accidentally pull Trump's head off looking for Andy.

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Yes they are and yes they are. And it still isn't getting Jeb the "crazier than Trump" prize he seeks.

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I thought his big bro broke it.

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For the usual Reb values of smart, this the best and brightest of our generation.

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Please, show some respect! Last sixty years. The National Review is a racist-as-fuck conservative institution of long standing.

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No greater schadenfreude than watching the right tear itself apart.

Though I'm guessing that Trump will wind up attending the debate at the last minute.

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"I read all about that Christ guy in the Bible, in Two Corinthians..."

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Mitch McConnell says free piggyback rides for Trumphttps://media1.giphy.com/me...

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I know I threatened to genocide everybody but hey it was all in a fit of politically incorrect fun!

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*hums the Family Guy song, because she's a terrible person* ♪♫ Teeeerry Schiavo, is kind of alive-o, the most expensive plant you'll ever see~! ♪♫

...sorry. I know, I know.

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Well I don't know, but I can tell you that my Canadian friends and family, even the lunatic Alberta conservatives are NOT HAVING IT. I wouldn't put it past them to send a hit squad from the Great White North. With votes. Or dogsleds carrying igloos.

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Let me know if they take up a collection so I can contribute.

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