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Now, that's just cruel! Well, all right, I guess...

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I thought so!

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well, he can always get everybody else out of the way with smoke bombs and heat rays, and have the whole place to himself. and Fox. Or OAN. or whatever.

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The angels won't want to wear THOSE red shoes!!

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I think RBG did so in private because SCOTUS is supposed to be as neutral as possible. She But then again, you got Justice Thomas going to Republican donor parties and policy making parties, which is... not great to say the least.

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I would vote for Ron Jeremy before I voted for Ron Johnson. I would vote for Don Johnson before I voted for Ron Johnson. I would vote for MY johnson... Well, you get the picture.

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So high that he broke the meter? WaPo hasn't updated their count since July 9. It's probably around 22-23,000 by now, and will continue to spike again and again for the next 43 days.

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Thanks, Dad.

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I absolutely could not believe he said that... and then I remembered that he's Chris Matthews, and is capable of a lot of vile stupidity.

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I'd like to steam his pants. With superheated steam.Er--might that shrink something?

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Nobody needed to see that.

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I would also wager he had to watch the dance routine over and over and over, you know, "for research," for his really biting "political" cartoon.

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Even with all the labels, IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

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I'm so sorry. Was he old?

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21 years old? Good for you! You must be doing a lot of things right.

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