Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA
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Wonder if they make mini-guns for that mini-paw of his. Donald Trump addressed the big NRA hootenanny in Atlanta this afternoon! He was the first president to ever do that, since Ronald Reagan a long time ago! It was so 'sciting! Before Trump came on, Lee Greenwood sang that one dumb song he sings, and everybody cried fake bald eagle tears, like they always do. Then Trump came on, and he said Georgia congressional candidate Jon Ossoff is a pussy who wants all the crime. Then he said in 2020, there are going to be a lot of candidates for president, but the NRA won't talk to any of them, because they are in gay love with Donald Trump. The other candidates will come to the NRA and say, "Hi, I would like your support," but the NRA will say "No, OTHER MAN, we love Trump!" Trump then clarified that they might be like "No, OTHER WOMAN," because it could be a lady running against Trump in 2020.
Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA
Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary…
Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA
Wonder if they make mini-guns for that mini-paw of his. Donald Trump addressed the big NRA hootenanny in Atlanta this afternoon! He was the first president to ever do that, since Ronald Reagan a long time ago! It was so 'sciting! Before Trump came on, Lee Greenwood sang that one dumb song he sings, and everybody cried fake bald eagle tears, like they always do. Then Trump came on, and he said Georgia congressional candidate Jon Ossoff is a pussy who wants all the crime. Then he said in 2020, there are going to be a lot of candidates for president, but the NRA won't talk to any of them, because they are in gay love with Donald Trump. The other candidates will come to the NRA and say, "Hi, I would like your support," but the NRA will say "No, OTHER MAN, we love Trump!" Trump then clarified that they might be like "No, OTHER WOMAN," because it could be a lady running against Trump in 2020.