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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Yea, but wimminz are inherently more frail to begin with, so you've got to take that into account. Now that I think about it, the fact that both my grandmas outlived both my grandpas begins to look mighty suspicious!

PubOption's avatar

Was Michael J. Fox also present?

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"We must really be a nation of morons."

Ever stumble across the Yahoo! home page? Never in Real American™ history (i.e. since 1975) has a web site soooo lived up to its name.

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He must have been dying to ask, but he knew it would spike the interview and piss off his owners.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I like it. I would learn so many things from Wonkette's comments, if Wonkette allowed comments.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Yeah, I'm really late to the party here, but how did we get this far into this comment section without someone posting:

"Don't you think she looks tired?"

For shame, Wonkerados!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Instead, he's the village asshole of New York, a job which apparently pays pretty well.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I read somewhere that the head of Hillz' security detail is some guy named Rick Grimes.

PubOption's avatar

Wikipedia claims that Donald is older than Hillary. He could have worse health problems if he decides to run for office in 2016, of course, that won't matter if his campaign is just another publicity stunt.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A Rogaine overdose is a terrible thing. Get help Donald.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Trump speculated that 2016 looks good for Hillary</i>

Because shutup, horserace. That's why.

God forbid we go a single day without one.

Mahousu's avatar

Donald Trump and Larry King talking about whether someone is too old. Irony is not only dead, its ashes have been knocked over, scattered about, and ground into the carpet.

Incoming Ham's avatar

That almost sounds like a threat. "How ya feelin' these days Hills? No chest pains or headaches? Lady problems? Just lookin' out for yous. We wouldn't want anything to happen to yous."