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Donny Toddler says: "I think I soiled myself."

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It would, after all, be irresponsible not to speculate...

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mindblowing yet truthy

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that impression is like, award-worthy

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You know, they make an app where your telephone can become a tee vee remote. I sat in an airport bar in Denver and secretly turned on Rachel Maddows one night when I waiting on fucking Frontier Air to get some jet fuel since they forgot to schedule a fuel up. Hilarity ensued for about 50% of us - the bar keeper was not pleased but was having an even more amusing WTF moment. Good times indeed.

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I think you are right. We better keep him out of politics until we can understand just what the hell is going on!

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I'm beginning to think this Trump person might not be on the up and up!

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> didn't want any publicity from it.

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Fremont was flawed, to be sure. But he was a man of great accomplishment nonetheless. There is a mountain in my backyard named for him. Donald wouldn't be fit to shine his boots.

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While Georgie Boy pipes up, "INORITE?"

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Oh, you think he hasn't thought about it already?

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Future headline:"President Trump is Really Swell at Doing Holocaust 2.0Amazing and handsome President-for-Life claims 8 million US Citizens killed in death camps across country, records show 4.2 million."

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That whole press conference was like an SNL skit come to life.

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Plus, he's the person who indirectly named San Francisco's Golden Gate (he insisted it should be named Chrysopylae, Greek for "Golden Gate", after Istanbul's "Golden Horn").

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And I SURE AS SHIT DON"T ROLL ON SHABBOS! ................SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS, Donny!

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