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my wag's avatar

Donny Toddler says: "I think I soiled myself."

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

It would, after all, be irresponsible not to speculate...

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

mindblowing yet truthy

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feministing's avatar

that impression is like, award-worthy

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Fartknocker's avatar

You know, they make an app where your telephone can become a tee vee remote. I sat in an airport bar in Denver and secretly turned on Rachel Maddows one night when I waiting on fucking Frontier Air to get some jet fuel since they forgot to schedule a fuel up. Hilarity ensued for about 50% of us - the bar keeper was not pleased but was having an even more amusing WTF moment. Good times indeed.

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ConservaTroll's avatar

I think you are right. We better keep him out of politics until we can understand just what the hell is going on!

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm beginning to think this Trump person might not be on the up and up!

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phoenix00's avatar

> didn't want any publicity from it.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Fremont was flawed, to be sure. But he was a man of great accomplishment nonetheless. There is a mountain in my backyard named for him. Donald wouldn't be fit to shine his boots.

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Serai 1's avatar

While Georgie Boy pipes up, "INORITE?"

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Serai 1's avatar

Oh, you think he hasn't thought about it already?

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Future headline:"President Trump is Really Swell at Doing Holocaust 2.0Amazing and handsome President-for-Life claims 8 million US Citizens killed in death camps across country, records show 4.2 million."

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

That whole press conference was like an SNL skit come to life.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Plus, he's the person who indirectly named San Francisco's Golden Gate (he insisted it should be named Chrysopylae, Greek for "Golden Gate", after Istanbul's "Golden Horn").

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Cat Cafe's avatar

And I SURE AS SHIT DON"T ROLL ON SHABBOS! ................SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS, Donny!

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