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there were also bernie, bamz, and hillz chia pets. but the chia trump seemed very fitting.

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It's not the "looking" that is the problem, it is the "listening." I can't stand listening to politicians talk, especially Trump. I prefer to read a transcript the next day.

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I can't bear to look. Eventually I will, maybe tonight after a cocktail.

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I'm more certain than ever that this clown wants to lose.

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At this point, I'm surprised I haven't seen an article from them accusing Sanders of betraying them.

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Like the ancient Egyptian pyramids.

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Republican Convention. I wonder if we're going to get Thunderdome or a live action interpretation of Chopin's Funeral March. It's all good with me. Buy popcorn stock everyone!*

*Don't you wish there was such a thing?

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Must be home schooled grammar.

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Why should Trump debate a liar? Nothing Hillary will say in a debate would be truthful. A waste of time.

George Vreeland Hill

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Why should Donald Trump debate a liar? Nothing Hillary will say in a debate would be truthful. A waste of time.

George Vreeland Hill

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Perhaps, just perhaps, she'll take another exceedingly long bathroom break . . . and won't return.

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Trump should insist on the hill-bill-ary hound standing the entire time and make it a point that if she can't take an hour of standing she be too feeble to rise to the task of being commander in chief. He should also bring up her credibility and her record of benghazi and her invitation to possible terrorists with huge numbers of refugees that cannot be vetted properly. I hope the witch has a seizure on stage to show how that might happen in a stressful time like defending our country. She is totally unfit for office with her dementia and seizures not to mention being a sociopath and promoter of pay for play.

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If Trump has a good debate it will show the public how seriously dangerous the hill-bill-ary hound would be for the presidency. She is morally, ethically, and physically unfit not to mention her proven record of scandals should come out plus her totally inadequate plans for this country's security and for the economy not to mention health care, the military, and generally how she will not be able to give all those freebies to the chumps without raising taxes on the middle class.

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Are you talking about cnn?

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That's pretty good. Here's my take. Enjoy!

..........................Hillary............................

New York New York they say what a townYes that we know to be an honest realityBut never has been such purported renownThat arrived there by the name of Hillary

The wonders of politics through historyThe New Deal and the Great SocietyNone could promote the straight partyOr a speaking fee like good old Hillary

The animals gathered hired for the rallyPeaceful supporters shouted we are freePolice they all watched the attacked fleeAll in a day’s work the Left led by Hillary

She cried racist racist then had a seizureOur country’s safety rests on dependabilityNot a depends-wearing sociopathic stealerPull that lever shrills the coughing Hillary

Got Freebies come and get it one and allWe’ll make it equality and multi-diversityIllegals, terrorists, chumps hear my callIt’s progressive in America sneers Hillary

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I understand that with the dumb down of most Americans they can't think straight. Remember - straight party!

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