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Not true. Go to youtube & type in "Donald Trump Cruz Not Eligible.

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It's just an excuse to drink beer when the golf courses are covered in ice and snow.

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That was a typo -- should have been "deadlocks."

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But, but ... an armed society is a polite society (sez the guntards). Arming Canadians should turn the place into Emily Postistan.

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But wouldn't a Canadian tea party actually, you know, <i>make tea</i>? As opposed to the USA (USA!) version, where they just throw the shit overboard.

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aka Eskimo Bowling

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"Ted, you are so evil." "Stop. Stop. You make me blush."

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I say again: After all his spewing about Obama's birf cert., how could Trump not be ready for question about Cruz's eligibility? Perhaps he's stupid.

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Oh, honey. The Neocons have already taken over. Our Fearless Leader Stephen Harper has been a Tea Partier since long before there was a Tea Party.

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Stephen Harper, who, sadly, is our Prime Minister, is from Calgary and at least as much of a right wing asshole as Cruz. Even Texas- Texas!! told him that he shouldn't increase the number of people incarcerated, and he went ahead and did it anyway.

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No, you won't. Tim Horton's coffee sucks. They'll probably annul my citizenship for saying it, but it is true. And their donuts are made off-premise and shipped in. Bleccch.

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"women in dangerously elevated positions of authority"

Except of course that in the last Alberta election, the main race was between two parties headed by women, and a woman is in fact the Premier of Alberta.

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Ah, your call finally drew a response.

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Aboot the same as that.

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Apparently! Maybe! Hopefully!

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