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"You are funny, Achmed. That is only made-up city from old salsa television commercials. Next you are going to try to convince the terror cell that cartoon man Donald The Trump is not angry duck? Ha ha!"

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Sounds fishy. Someone should check whether Donald just took out a big insurance policy on any of his NYC properties recently, and/or Darrell Issa is going to be visiting in or around New York soon.

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I, too, had it in mind to attack New York, New York. But when they listed it twice, I didn't know which one to go after. It's like a cloaking device!

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To make the Knicks look like a basketball team again?

Sorry, that's not a project. That's a Superfund site.

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Am I the last person in the world to have no clue what a cronut is?

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Was it just the mention of NY or the visual aid of google earth over Manhattan with big red arrows around it that Bamz pointed at with a laser pointer?

Now waiting to see this comment repeated somewhere on the interwebs by a Freeper.

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WERE U THERE? EH?

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Just down the street from Rush!

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Wait. Greta is still a thing? I thought her 15 minutes were up, like, decades ago.

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I thought they were Canadian. Oh wait, not that Rush.

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It's alright. The wonket doesn't allow comments.

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Reading Newsmax comments will leave you shaken <em>and</em> stirred.

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in truth, it was more likely W's grandfather

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Next man makes a move, the <strike>ni </strike> uppity president gets it!

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All terrorists are to leave the Bronx! Repeat, all terrorists must leave the Bronx!

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The real tragedy for NYC has been that Trump knows where it is.

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