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Megan Macomber's avatar

"...such fine distinctions might get in the way of killing bad guys."

Fine distinctions get in the way of killing GUYS. Let's be clear here. That's what it's all about. Leave no witnesses (who might very well reveal that no drugs were on these boats). And definitely leave no evidence (that no drugs were on these boats). Witnesses and evidence are NO FAIR.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

This really does sound like straight-up mass murder, not proper government policy. These fascist assholes had no reason to "shoot first and not bother asking questions later." They could have just detained the crew and checked the boats, but instead they blew them up, apparently without first verifying what was going on. This sort of cruel and murderous dehumanization is what fascism is all about.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Fucking-A. Is there a manual on "How to Start World War III"? Or are T's henchmen writing the first chapter as we speak. If so they'll have to make it an audio book, or maybe an pop-up book with pretty pictures so Mr. T will pay attention.

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Revenant's avatar

I myself am one of the 300 million Americans killed by drugs of mass destruction supplied by evil narco terrorists.

But I got better.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I'd like to see what li'l MarQo has to say from the dock in The Hague.

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werecat's avatar

Man, this is fucked up. Is there any legal recourse against the military for doing this? At the least, the generals/admirals should be publicly known, anything less would be unamerican.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Time to repost this:

Two Black Men found hung in separate incidences.

OT, but Mississippi Goddamn!!!!

Two black men found hanging from trees on the same day...ugh

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/two-men-found-hanging-trees-141557508.html

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Horrible, and HORRIFYING! When Himself came out and spoiled my late morning coffee by announcing this, my first thought was same as yours:" Mississippi Goddamn!" !!! He didn't realize it was *two* men -- he only had heard of one, in Cleveland, MS.

Strange and bitter fruit, indeed --- and not, sad to say, unexpected in many ways. WHAT the HELL, 'Murka? Oh and also too the ruling re. the gentleman he referred to was "Obvious suicide" ?! WTF, if as reported he had broken bones, including arm and legs? How does that work again?

Dear God.

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Vincent's avatar

<nyt-sanewash>Trump said that 300 million individuals of different species in the United Federation of Planets died last year from Venezuelan drug trafficking</nyt-sanewash>.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"A worse threat than Xenu, Trump says..."

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Vincent's avatar

You are the character from one of my favorite episodes!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I am!

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

"We have proof," says Trump.

Just that he says so, guarantees that they have none.

It's like the blurb on one of Erich von Daniken's books, "My PROOFS of extraterrestrial visits in the past."

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

From Trump, "positively identified" and "confirmed" means, "'Cause I said so! We don't need no stinkin' evidence!"

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

apart from the killings being illegal as shit, this whole thing screams micro penis energy

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Vic's avatar
Sep 16Edited

From a guy known as "Tiny Hands," whose paid escort described him as sporting a "toadstool" while he was cheating on his third Soviet-bloc wife?

Could explain a lot.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"The Trump administration is redirecting nearly $500 million in federal funding toward historically Black colleges and tribal colleges, a one-time investment covered primarily by cuts to other colleges serving large numbers of minority students. The Education Department announced the funding boost days after cutting $350 million from other grants, mostly from programs for colleges that have large numbers of Latino students. Agency leaders said those grants were unconstitutional because they’re available only to colleges with certain minority enrollment thresholds.

It amounts to a one-time federal funding boost of 48% for HBCUs and it more than doubles funding for tribal colleges and universities, the department said.

Trump has long called himself a champion of HBCUs. During his first term, Congress added $250 million a year for HBCUs. This year Trump signed an executive action that pledges an annual White House summit, an advisory board and other support for HBCUs.

Last week’s cuts to the the Hispanic Serving Institution program reversed decades of precedent. Congress created the program in 1998 after finding that Latino students were going to college and graduating at far lower rates than white students. The department also cut several smaller programs for colleges serving certain percentages of Asian American, Black or Native American students. The cuts drew swift blowback from Democrats, who said those programs have long had bipartisan support and fueled social mobility for working-class Americans."

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2025-09-15/trump-administration-boosts-hbcu-funding-after-cutting-grants-for-hispanic-serving-colleges

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

After 24 years in the USAF, I just can’t imagine the rationalizing those drone pilots have to do to let them sleep at night. I mean, if nothing else they have to be aware that an eventual (please Dawg) change of government might see them tried for war crimes. While I’m sure there are 1U0X1s (drone pilots) who would be all-in on this shit, you don’t necessarily get to pick who is behind the stick when you call for a strike. Some random Lt on duty at Hurlburt or Grand Forks or Holloman gets tasked with the mission, and eventually I hope one of them will say “Fuck no, I ain’t shooting those unarmed civilians.” My guess is that Lt will be quietly pulled off the mission, and somebody else will take the shot.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I think these are Navy ships giving the orders, but I would love to know more...

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

USSOUTHCOM (Southern Command) likely coordinates and provides direction; as a joint command they have authority over all tasked service assets in their area of responsibility. Navy provides initial spotting of the target, then USAF drones called in to track and kill. Or the whole thing may be run by SOCOM (Special Ops Command), which is another joint command but with their own assigned assets from all the services.

Don’t be worried if it’s confusing; decades in the USAF, and I still only generally understand the command relationships.

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Khavrinen's avatar

~~We can only assume they were also prominently marked with “COCAINE” and “FENTANYL” in big stenciled letters so the drug dealers wouldn’t mix them up.

And after they sell their drugs, they keep all the money they make in burlap sacks with giant dollar $ymbol$ on them, just like in the cartoons.

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

After the twenty plus years of the war on terror I'm surprise anyone remembers there used to be a line between criminals and combatants.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

When you are in International Waters it gets noticed.

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tegrat's avatar

No telling what people are carrying in their golf carts, just sayin'.

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