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And don't forget Saudi Arabia.

And Israel. Or is that just Jared?

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I'm going with lamprey:

https://www.wired.com/2014/...

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You know that "Donald Trump is so broke" joke at the WHCD by Michelle Wolf was what really got under the Doturd's thin skin.

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I have a fantasy where I purchase Trump Tower from a destitute Donald and immediately upon signing the deed, I also sign a demolition permit, and implode the building in front of him. Then I rebuild Bonwit Teller on the plot and we act like it never happened.

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Better fortify the Twitter servers. This is not going to go down well with Mister Grifter.

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Necktie sales?

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High praise indeed, in my opinion.

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In all fairness, that Bloomberg report probably WAS stupid, or at least inaccurate; it failed to account for how deeply Trump was (is) under water with the Russians.

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Opposite of suffer - he gets rewarded.

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And since he suffers zero consequences he will just continue.

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Dok !!!! Property taxes ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE !!!!!!!

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When tRump was trying to get a loan from Deutche Bank in 2005, they estimated his net wealth at about $788M. That's probably the most accurate one.

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Actually they did, but only just. Revenue was down on two while the third was closed for the previous accounting period so anything was an increase. The full position is posted downthread.

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thanks

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We are over the edge. An unknown future lies before us.

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No one knows what I suffer.

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