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Maybe's avatar

And don't forget Saudi Arabia.

And Israel. Or is that just Jared?

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Maybe's avatar

I'm going with lamprey:

https://www.wired.com/2014/...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You know that "Donald Trump is so broke" joke at the WHCD by Michelle Wolf was what really got under the Doturd's thin skin.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I have a fantasy where I purchase Trump Tower from a destitute Donald and immediately upon signing the deed, I also sign a demolition permit, and implode the building in front of him. Then I rebuild Bonwit Teller on the plot and we act like it never happened.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Better fortify the Twitter servers. This is not going to go down well with Mister Grifter.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Necktie sales?

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javadavis's avatar

High praise indeed, in my opinion.

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Smibo's avatar

In all fairness, that Bloomberg report probably WAS stupid, or at least inaccurate; it failed to account for how deeply Trump was (is) under water with the Russians.

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javadavis's avatar

Opposite of suffer - he gets rewarded.

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Bagnole's avatar

And since he suffers zero consequences he will just continue.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Dok !!!! Property taxes ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE !!!!!!!

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pixeloid's avatar

When tRump was trying to get a loan from Deutche Bank in 2005, they estimated his net wealth at about $788M. That's probably the most accurate one.

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Actually they did, but only just. Revenue was down on two while the third was closed for the previous accounting period so anything was an increase. The full position is posted downthread.

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frrolfe's avatar

thanks

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Harbinger08's avatar

We are over the edge. An unknown future lies before us.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

No one knows what I suffer.

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