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Donald Trump hasn't just invented new words he's invented new countries!

Nambia!

And that special legal term Amnity.

And another one in the campaign but I've forgotten it.

This is the most labour-intensive scandal I have ever been through. #NotShortAndZippyLikeWatergate

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Those asswiping polar bears are fucking disgusting. Back when I had cable they almost made me throw up. #BearBumCableVomit

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I was young enough when those were on to be captivated by their very very simple dramaturgy. He had to scold people not to, yet he could not resist… 😯 I also loved the zebra on the fruit stripe gum commercial. 😍😌 And there was this guy on a dramatically lit torch song set dressed as a fig. That was just weird. #TheSeventies

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And Nambia and Amnity!

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That and the laxative effect of him taunting an unbalanced nuclear war threatener. 😳

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Those were Bounty paper towels. Bounty is a Koch Brothers company. (draw your own conclusions)

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And she's completely sure she can see Russia fro her place. Completely sure.

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And take away jerbs from good Drs Oz and Bornstein?

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And fake-won an election?

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It did.

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Funny, I thought it was PU-erh-to.

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Southside jax. Close enuff.

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Whereabouts? I grew up off San Jose Blvd.

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It is hard and worthless to try to accurately transcribe Trump's mouth sounds.

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But outside “bigly,” he hasn’t invented any words at all, so he’d best give Sarah Palin her due before she refudiates him.

Pure covfefe, he has invented tremendous words, yooge words, we all know he makes the best words.

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Now we`re cooking with gas, and priming the pump. i just made that up, I hope it will catch on.

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