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Petunia Cat's avatar

Donald Trump hasn't just invented new words he's invented new countries!

Nambia!

And that special legal term Amnity.

And another one in the campaign but I've forgotten it.

This is the most labour-intensive scandal I have ever been through. #NotShortAndZippyLikeWatergate

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Those asswiping polar bears are fucking disgusting. Back when I had cable they almost made me throw up. #BearBumCableVomit

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Petunia Cat's avatar

I was young enough when those were on to be captivated by their very very simple dramaturgy. He had to scold people not to, yet he could not resist… 😯 I also loved the zebra on the fruit stripe gum commercial. 😍😌 And there was this guy on a dramatically lit torch song set dressed as a fig. That was just weird. #TheSeventies

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Petunia Cat's avatar

And Nambia and Amnity!

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Petunia Cat's avatar

That and the laxative effect of him taunting an unbalanced nuclear war threatener. 😳

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Subliberal's avatar

Those were Bounty paper towels. Bounty is a Koch Brothers company. (draw your own conclusions)

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phoenix00's avatar

And she's completely sure she can see Russia fro her place. Completely sure.

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phoenix00's avatar

And take away jerbs from good Drs Oz and Bornstein?

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phoenix00's avatar

And fake-won an election?

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phoenix00's avatar

It did.

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phoenix00's avatar

Funny, I thought it was PU-erh-to.

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blaid droog's avatar

Southside jax. Close enuff.

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Werewolf's avatar

Whereabouts? I grew up off San Jose Blvd.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

It is hard and worthless to try to accurately transcribe Trump's mouth sounds.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

But outside “bigly,” he hasn’t invented any words at all, so he’d best give Sarah Palin her due before she refudiates him.

Pure covfefe, he has invented tremendous words, yooge words, we all know he makes the best words.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Now we`re cooking with gas, and priming the pump. i just made that up, I hope it will catch on.

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