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Long way to go for a giggle.

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That guy in "Scanners"?

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Those lips. I'm scarred for life from those duck lips.

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BloodGhazi.

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Donald Trump exists only in the superlative.

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The Rebs have been killing our credibility for years. Trump is just the final nail in the coffin.

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"Some of them are already lurching around trying to eat brains."

Gonna go hungry in red state America.

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I'm guessing Trump's board meetings go something like this . . .

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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If this was Fox's way of pushing Donald out of the race, I'm pretty sure it backfired.

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A friend in need's a friend indeed; a friend that bleeds is better.

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Of the few people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder that I've known (not my diagnosis, but a court-appointed psychiatrist's studied opinion), Donald is absolutely following NPD standard operating procedure:

1. Say whatever you want all the time, because you are perfect and whatever you say is perfect.2. When someone inevitably gets offended at your offensive remarks, claim it's a joke. What, you can't take a joke?3. When the offended party points out it was clearly not a joke, proclaim yourself the real victim and demand an apology from the offended party.4. Repeat as necessary.

Edited to add: every person with NPD I've known has also been hard-core Right-Wing. Coincidence?

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Well, in their defense, they want to nuke the Middle East, and he seems like he might be down for that.

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It takes a Village to shun a Blood Hut.

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Electrolytes?

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"Donald Trump on Monday showed no signs of slowing down or shutting up..."

Yeah, well, that's what Donald does... he keeps shouting louder until the other guy shuts up. That's all he knows to do.

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Although not one of The Kids, I suggest "WhereverGate."

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