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It's the 8-foot high "T R U M P" in polished brass letters that I'd object to.

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I woulda said 'Wookie pelt' but whatevs.

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We can balance that out by using the abundance of hot air.

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Fuhgeddabaoudit!

- donkeys and chickens

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Does it look to anyone else like someone's trying to erase the 'T'?

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Real estate mogul owing 100 million on a stupid gamble: hey, no problem. Broke student fucked over by a for-profit scam college: pay up or else, you deadbeat!

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Don't forget Pat Paulsen! He was at least as serious as Trump.

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Or evidence of the 85-mph winds needed to dislodge all that shellac and epoxy.

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3) 2017, 5th bankruptcy.4) 2018, 6th bankruptcy.etc...

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You people don't understand. He must do IT'S bidding!

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I made a HUUUGE Donald Trump Presidential Campaign Donation in the toilet this morning...

http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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So this Turnip is doing this again? Somewhere in the deep neather regions P.T. Barnum is giving him a standing ovation.

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Excuse me, that's former New Hampshire Americans For Prosperity executive director Corey Lewandowski to you. So yes, shameless whore.

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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, watching that "announcement" this morning (except watching Jon Stewart skewer his ass last night!) I cannot WAIT to see what Bill Maher says about the orangutan-haired idiot on Friday!

And then, Trump will threaten a YOOOOOGE lawsuit against Bill M. again on Saturday.

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