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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the 8-foot high "T R U M P" in polished brass letters that I'd object to.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I woulda said 'Wookie pelt' but whatevs.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

We can balance that out by using the abundance of hot air.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Fuhgeddabaoudit!

- donkeys and chickens

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Does it look to anyone else like someone's trying to erase the 'T'?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Real estate mogul owing 100 million on a stupid gamble: hey, no problem. Broke student fucked over by a for-profit scam college: pay up or else, you deadbeat!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't forget Pat Paulsen! He was at least as serious as Trump.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or evidence of the 85-mph winds needed to dislodge all that shellac and epoxy.

Cuberly's avatar

3) 2017, 5th bankruptcy.4) 2018, 6th bankruptcy.etc...

Cuberly's avatar

You people don't understand. He must do IT'S bidding!

DahBoner's avatar

I made a HUUUGE Donald Trump Presidential Campaign Donation in the toilet this morning...

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Customgreen's avatar

So this Turnip is doing this again? Somewhere in the deep neather regions P.T. Barnum is giving him a standing ovation.

CthuNHu's avatar

Excuse me, that's former New Hampshire Americans For Prosperity executive director Corey Lewandowski to you. So yes, shameless whore.

Sarah E. Grove's avatar

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, watching that "announcement" this morning (except watching Jon Stewart skewer his ass last night!) I cannot WAIT to see what Bill Maher says about the orangutan-haired idiot on Friday!

And then, Trump will threaten a YOOOOOGE lawsuit against Bill M. again on Saturday.