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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's the 8-foot high "T R U M P" in polished brass letters that I'd object to.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I woulda said 'Wookie pelt' but whatevs.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

We can balance that out by using the abundance of hot air.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Fuhgeddabaoudit!

- donkeys and chickens

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Does it look to anyone else like someone's trying to erase the 'T'?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Real estate mogul owing 100 million on a stupid gamble: hey, no problem. Broke student fucked over by a for-profit scam college: pay up or else, you deadbeat!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Don't forget Pat Paulsen! He was at least as serious as Trump.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Or evidence of the 85-mph winds needed to dislodge all that shellac and epoxy.

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Cuberly's avatar

3) 2017, 5th bankruptcy.4) 2018, 6th bankruptcy.etc...

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Cuberly's avatar

You people don't understand. He must do IT'S bidding!

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DahBoner's avatar

I made a HUUUGE Donald Trump Presidential Campaign Donation in the toilet this morning...

http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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Customgreen's avatar

So this Turnip is doing this again? Somewhere in the deep neather regions P.T. Barnum is giving him a standing ovation.

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CthuNHu's avatar

Excuse me, that's former New Hampshire Americans For Prosperity executive director Corey Lewandowski to you. So yes, shameless whore.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, watching that "announcement" this morning (except watching Jon Stewart skewer his ass last night!) I cannot WAIT to see what Bill Maher says about the orangutan-haired idiot on Friday!

And then, Trump will threaten a YOOOOOGE lawsuit against Bill M. again on Saturday.

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