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I think climate change is going to be fairly difficult to escape, and the angry hordes aren't just going to give you a pass because you're a Trump. I picture them breaking into the Trump biosphere and throwing Barron out into the fire. I always think of the king who lived in Versailles who must have been thinking "WTF?" when he saw the angry peasants marching up the driveway. Keep in mind our angry peasants all own multiple firearms, too.

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More like republicans pre Reagan.

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This is great. Can we all go back to Freedom Fries, Freedom Mustard, Freedom Bread, Freedom Vanila Ice Cream, Freedom Dip sandwiches, Freedom Kisses, etc?Did I miss anything?

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Putin wants to thaw the arctic. It makes sense for Russia, because that place is fucking freezing. For the rest of us, maybe not so much. Methinks it's pee hookers calling the shots on this.

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I'm really going to miss polar bears.

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I'm really going to miss human life on Earth.

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Freedom ToastFreedom-cut women's swimwear

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I'm not sure who the Kochs are going to sell their products to, when none of us have any jobs or money.

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Besides my disapproval of all things 45 in general and climate change denying in particular... I really have to wonder what's with this dude and his teasers? Stay tuned for what happens on the Apprentice next week! There'll be a Bigly Yuge mess-up and someone's going to get the axe! idjit

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Do they have their own climate?

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Praetorian guards.Worked well before.....

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Denial of all sorts of disturbing realities is commonplace. Ignorance confers a false sense of security and to look unprotected at the truth of the human condition is more than most mere mortals can bear. The problem is that this seemingly robust psychological survival technique is guaranteed to bring about our extinction.

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As is your inability to detect a Lebowski reference, yo.

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"Who cares? ... It seems to me that President Trump has a chance to not only turn the direction of the country around but the direction of the world around."Myron Ebell, a top climate change denier who led Trump’s EPA transition team

And, as Pink Floyd sang, that direction would be to........ https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Tromper (french) v. def. deceive, mislead, fool, betray. or dupe.

Unfortunately, there is no noun, Tromp, but this is close enough.

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Trump will say, "America will not be great again until our atmospheric emissions vastly exceed those of China."

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