OR WAS IT? Well then, that was fast! The House GOP got together for a super secret Netflix and Chill session Monday night and voted to gut the Office of Congressional Ethics (OCE), the only independent watchdog for congressional ethics, and instead just place it under the purview of the House Ethics Committee. (Like we said, fox guarding henhouse, Trump guarding pussy, etc.) (Also, fun fact, the new "ethics" "committee" or whatever would not have been allowed to ever address the public, or pay anyone to address the public, or make any of its investigations public.) But whoa hey, all of a sudden everything old is new again, and congressional Republicans
The House Republican caucus is even more ethically challenged than Don the Con Trump? How low does the bar need to be? Maybe the GOP can put the bar in a shallow trench so they can step over it.
We're not supposed to speak, though. The Donald said he is our voice. That's supposed to make us shut up.
Wait - I thought Santa was an elf.
Abe Lincoln: "4 score n 7 yrs ago we r a thing. Now probs not. SAD!"
I just imagine all of the media hoi polloi sitting there watching their phones for 4 minutes, waiting for that second Tweet.
What a bunch of jackasses.
Forgot to add: VERY OT
I kept seeing photos of Hanks as Sully and it finally dawned on me he looked just like Coleman and/or David "Larry Tate" White.
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...Or Ossie Davis as Larry Tate.
This would've made memorizing the Gettysburg Address WAY easier in high school!
Drain The Swamp. It's irony.
A "right jolly old elf" in the sense of being "a Turk".
Accessorize, baby!
All sweaty...yes? Yes? YES??? For the love of all things holy...what's the rest of the answer? Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?!?!
The House Republican caucus is even more ethically challenged than Don the Con Trump? How low does the bar need to be? Maybe the GOP can put the bar in a shallow trench so they can step over it.
*gags*
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Republicans. How is it possible that anyone can even? *shakes head in disgust...
I've come to the realization that Kim Jung-un has a better haircut than Comrade Trump.
Obviously the 4 minute pause was so Trump could find out if they were for or against gutting the watchdogs.