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TakingAmes's avatar

We're not supposed to speak, though. The Donald said he is our voice. That's supposed to make us shut up.

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Historicat's avatar

Wait - I thought Santa was an elf.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Abe Lincoln: "4 score n 7 yrs ago we r a thing. Now probs not. SAD!"

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Apple Scruff's avatar

I just imagine all of the media hoi polloi sitting there watching their phones for 4 minutes, waiting for that second Tweet.

What a bunch of jackasses.

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Forgot to add: VERY OT

I kept seeing photos of Hanks as Sully and it finally dawned on me he looked just like Coleman and/or David "Larry Tate" White.

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...Or Ossie Davis as Larry Tate.

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MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

This would've made memorizing the Gettysburg Address WAY easier in high school!

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GunToting[Redacted]'s avatar

Drain The Swamp. It's irony.

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BadKitty904's avatar

A "right jolly old elf" in the sense of being "a Turk".

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efoveks's avatar

Accessorize, baby!

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MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

All sweaty...yes? Yes? YES??? For the love of all things holy...what's the rest of the answer? Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?!?!

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Nu Mil 3 Design's avatar

The House Republican caucus is even more ethically challenged than Don the Con Trump? How low does the bar need to be? Maybe the GOP can put the bar in a shallow trench so they can step over it.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

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Smibo's avatar

Republicans. How is it possible that anyone can even? *shakes head in disgust...

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Poly_Ester's avatar

I've come to the realization that Kim Jung-un has a better haircut than Comrade Trump.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Obviously the 4 minute pause was so Trump could find out if they were for or against gutting the watchdogs.

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