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chascates's avatar

I think of the old joke: "It's easy to make a small fortune from farming. You just need to start with a large fortune".

bobbert's avatar

He "declined to rich".

bobbert's avatar

Do you suppose that the isomorphism between "Trump" and "Kanye" has any significance?

schmannity's avatar

If you're so rich, why ain't you smart?

diogenez's avatar

He should be charging for them wisdom-nuggets.

diogenez's avatar

This all explains so much.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>being a piss-stupid sociopath with good connections</i>

Not to mention inheriting a small fortune. Unfortunately for The Donald, it started out as a large fortune.

Lot_49's avatar

The sex might be a bit unusual, but think of the genes the baby'd get!

Lot_49's avatar

From Wiki: "Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer." Choosing the right parents is one of the smartest things a fetus can do.

ValiumNation's avatar

Wisdom-nugget? I prefer "butt-nugget"

chascates's avatar

If he's so dang smart why wasn't he born into the Walton clan?