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Keep snark alive!

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I think of the old joke: "It's easy to make a small fortune from farming. You just need to start with a large fortune".

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He "declined to rich".

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Do you suppose that the isomorphism between "Trump" and "Kanye" has any significance?

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If you're so rich, why ain't you smart?

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He should be charging for them wisdom-nuggets.

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This all explains so much.

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<i>being a piss-stupid sociopath with good connections</i>

Not to mention inheriting a small fortune. Unfortunately for The Donald, it started out as a large fortune.

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The sex might be a bit unusual, but think of the genes the baby'd get!

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From Wiki: "Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer." Choosing the right parents is one of the smartest things a fetus can do.

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Wisdom-nugget? I prefer "butt-nugget"

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If he's so dang smart why wasn't he born into the Walton clan?

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