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msanthrope's avatar

Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels!!!

DahBoner's avatar

After the Trump Nazi Circus gets in full swing next year, this little "insider transaction" will be the least of our worries...https://media4.giphy.com/me...

diogenez's avatar

If only I had scrolled down just a bit....

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wall Street will learn to ignore him, since he doesn't actually know shit about stocks, the stock market, or investing. Russia and China, however, are a different matter.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's the NPD talking. It's beyond question that Trump will be in the textbooks, if he's not there already.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Hitler, or Trump?"A question that will plague time travelers, at some point in the far, far future.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's only about 300 million more qualified.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Point the first: Calling Stuart Varney a journalist demeans actual journalists. And it makes Rachel Maddow hang her head in shame (because thankfully she's an actual journalist).

Point the second: Trump's stock "sale"--if it even occurred--means "I signed all my stock shares over to Ivanka." We'll never see documentation, but then again we've never seen documentation for his alleged $10 billion in wealth, either.

Point the third: Yay! Trump said a stoopid and the stock market reacted by actually going up! It's an early Festivus miracle!