What the flibber-flabber flickitty now? Well this is at least a novel reason for Donald Trump to be enraged with Jeff Sessions. In an Associated Press profile of Trump, we get this little nugget of insight on how the Great Man's mind works: He blames Jeff Sessions for the loss of one of Alabama's Senate seats to a dreaded Democrat way back on December 12. Not only is Trump still butthurt over Sessions recusing himself from the Russia investigation, he's finding all-new reasons to resent his attorney general: