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DemoCat's avatar

Should I feel guilty that I derive pleasure and a deep satisfaction knowing Trump is miserable and hopelessly obsessed with all the world hating him? I especially love where he lists 87% of the US government, justice dept and intelligence apparatus who are all DE-RANGED and doing cruelty to Donald. I spent Xmas surrounded by my family, gifts, Xmas movies, football on tv, like 6 Yankee Candles and a perfectly roasted turkey. I just felt fortunate, and grateful. Trump was locked in that bathroom where he illegally hid 72 boxes of classified documents, furiously tweeting himself to death.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

you know someone is too bad for hell when the devil himself keeps ducking delivery/reaping of that soul

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eddi-SABH's avatar

That is one cheezy AI portrait of TFG's self-inflicted martyrdom. Look at that raised hand, swollen and twisted. And way too big.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Those hands are just fucking creepy, with the boneless fingers and all.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

with six fingers and a thumb

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Darth Trad's avatar

Actual courtroom quotes:

'I'm not a windmill person'

'I own a castle'

'Aberdeen is the oil capital of Europe'*

*Norway is western Europe's largest oil and gas producer, with a total output of just over 4 million barrels of oil equivalents per day (boepd).

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

You read these tweets or truths or what have you, and you can see the swollen old mongrel had a perfectly heinous Christmas. Someone got a pic of the demon having his repast at the gussied-up old folks’ home. No sign of the lovely and talented Melancholia, probably dining in NYC with her oversized progeny and the kid’s real father Jack Reacher. So Our Fave Prez was dining on something or other, surrounded by donors, and--this was the best part--there was a velvet rope around Ye Royal Table. No table-hopping under penalty of law! Ya know, Rump wouldn’t know this, but the good book has this line about JHVH providing a table in the presence of thine enemies, and he sure came through for Christmas for me. I couldn’t get enough of that wretched Grump unable to look interested in his social inferiors. Tell us about the electric cars, you sickening revenant of the gross 1980s!

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Dyna Moe's avatar

Thinking I may have to write "ROT IN HELL" in beautiful Christmas calligraphy, garnished with holly as my official Xmas greeting

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I just noticed that TFG appears to have 7 fingers in the picture at the top.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

The artist didn't have enough skill to repair the details without creating a new Monkey Jesus.

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Dyna Moe's avatar

that's AI for you

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

Do the MAGAts not remember that Trump said for four years that he was replacing Obamacare, and never did anything? Why would he do anything now?

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BECKY's avatar

Hubby and I just had that same conversation. I said wonder if " Mexico will pay for the wall" is next?

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

They're all fucking idiots so, no.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

*contemplates changing my nym to Sister Doom, the Artemis of Madness*

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el duderino's avatar

I hope they name the turkeys Madness and Doom. Then when I ask to play with one of them I can ask, Can I Play with Madness?

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

Oh I see we're back to promising a mythological better replacement for the ACA.

You know, that isn't medicare for all.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

The 20% Medicare doesn't pay is still too much.

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

I'd love for the US to adopt an actual rational 21st century healthcare system but, regrettably, I just don't see it ever happening anymore. Way, way too many people are just ok with the concept of medical debt or people dying because they can't afford treatment. This is the kind of stuff that is supposed to get guillotines built and, by and large, we just live with it.

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Shire Jansen's avatar

What are we at now, 7 years of him promising an alternate health care plan? Surely even an unfathomably inept group of 'all the best people' could have come up with something (besides a binder full of blank pages) in 7 years...but then again, some time needs to be credited to coup plotting... Correction, a LOT of time needs to be given for coup plotting. 💙

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Back to the Republican plan of health care for some. Fuck thepoors.

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Darth Trad's avatar

'...the following are common characteristics of malignant narcissists:

Preoccupied with fantasies about beauty, brilliance, success, and power

Unable to handle criticism

Tendency to lash out if they feel slighted

Likely to take advantage of others to get what they want

Overly concerned about their appearance

Have an expectation of being treated as superior

Lack of empathy for others

Inflated sense of self and inability to self-regulate

Have no remorse for hurting others and no interest in apologizing unless it benefits them

Have an attitude of deserving the best of everything

Tendency to monopolize conversations and/or mistreat those who they perceive as inferior

Hidden insecurity and a weak sense of self

Tendency to blame others for their own bad behavior'

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Why do you hate America?

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

He may be stupid, paranoid, hate-filled, and furious, but.....

he knows how to electrify his supporters and bring in the cash and votes.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Soooo, you're saying he's a cash cow....

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Yeah, but he keeps the milk.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

The fact that this horrific malignant asshole *HAS* any supporters, will never cease to horrify me. ATAELF, 'Merica??

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

..and the press insists on treating him like anything other than an escaped lunatic

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Remember that there are vast numbers of white male and female Americans who are illiterate (except for the Bible), feel they are being ignored and left out of a rapidly changing nation (economics and racial makeup), that their poverty and pain is ignored while bigshots debate rights for transsexuals, and believe every single thing they hear from conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones and similar motormouths.

These are the millions of people who think WWE is real and the 2020 Presidential Election ws rigged.

It's that simple.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

That's supposed to be "WTAELFF", of course, Sry

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Wondering Woman's avatar

That rant certainly sounds like Trump just tossed a bunch of trigger words at his supporters and figured they would just open their checkbooks or type in their credit card numbers, thinking that they were saving America instead of trying to destroy it. It would be sad if it weren’t so terrifying.

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Nemo's avatar

The technical term is "bullshit". A stream of semi-coherent speech designed to confuse, disorient, mislead, obfuscate and impress with the objective of compelling agreement or assent. In Mathematics this is known as hand-waving or proof by intimidation.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

QED.

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Vic's avatar

My first grader writes better than the leader of the Republican party.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Probably also applies several more layers of nuance than DJT.

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Marksb's avatar

I still remember when I took apart my sister's Chatty Cathy doll to figure out how it worked. It was a small plastic record player that randomly dropped a needle on the little plastic record and played back the message on that groove. The six of so messages where recorded in individual grooves that were in parallel on the plastic record. Pretty neat, actually, but when I couldn't glue the doll back together I was in deep shit with my sister, and of course then with my parents. Ah the sufferings of a pre-teen techie.

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anomie's avatar

I had one of those dolls! How did the record and the rest of the apparatus stay stable? I think Chatty Cathy got tossed and jostled a fair amount.

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