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Dear Leader is strong! Dear Leader is relentless! It is the duty of all good citizens to support Dear Leader!

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I think he just has his little fantasy version, which seems to have a lot of Ho Yay going on with it.

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Remember when police took down a shirtless Brad Parscale like a common wife-beater on Cops? Those were simpler times.

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Gilding the lily, as it were.

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Good luck on your hard quest for easy sobriety. It can be tough in the beginning, but in the end it will come automatically.

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If there's borscht, I’m in!

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Like Kenny Loggins sang, what a fool believes he sees. Nothing is more true than that line when one considers anything about Trump's cult followers.

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For real. Ugh. I read some of the thread under his "don't be afraid" tweet and was disgusted. Someone even said "a day longer than Jesus took, but he lives." What in the actual fuck. Donald fucking Trump. These brain dead idiots believe Trump is Jesus. I'm on the fence in regards to God's only begotten son, but I'm positive Trump ain't it.

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Quitting period is impressive. Quitting in these times is INCREDIBLE! Keep it up man. I get how hard it is. I posted something similar on a different article and the responses were so encouraging. I cried and then felt better. There's a great group of people here and I hope it helps. Keep it up! Much love!

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"Robust" = "Fat as Fuck"

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Thanks. The cravings are gradually getting weaker. I've had the liquor locked away for months. Only the wife has the combo. I was just about to crowbar the hasp the other day. Your touching comment is much appreciated.

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Thanks. I really appreciate the positive help.

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Easy to confuse the name Sean Conley (Trump's doctor) with Sean Connery (James Bond).

Here's the diff: Sean Connery was oh-oh-seven, while Sean Conley is just oh-oh.

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Is that what he was caterwauling? I never could pick out those mush-mouthed lyrics (not that I tried - music like that is why I started listening to punk).

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John Henry/Donald Trump-- can't tell 'em apart!

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One of God's misbegotten sons. He's just is totally unaware.

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