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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Needz moar YOOGE and classy.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Which one is what hatches out of Ted Cruz' lip larva?

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

L-y-i-n-apostrophe. The. Bidenator. Now, the poor guy, you've got to see this guy. 'Ah, I don’t know what I said! I don’t remember!’ Doink doink doink. Am I right. Am I right. We don't win anymore. We don't win with the ISIS. We don't win with China. We don't win, by the way, Mexico. We don't win with Mexico. And they will pay for the wall. Believe me. Believe me. A big beautiful wall. Tremendous. Tremendous. We're going to win so bigly, you're heads will spin. Trust me.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Wilson, Greene , they both contain vowels.

Incoming Ham's avatar

He's a Yooooge yoomanitarian. A truly kind and caring dude. He needs to build a wall and have his pate-ree-ots beat up a few protesters to prove it.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Needed some self-interruptionsI'm great with the blacks, the women the - listen it's true, everyone loves me - the poor, all terrific, just terrific - they all love me.

Zhevra's avatar

My sexual definitely needs a little healing.

btwbfdimho's avatar

He's the Trumpest: part Trump, part Tempest & part Pest.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Exactly... and some of the very East End folks adopt it because they like to imagine that they're spiritually part of Connecticut, so they try to sound all Greenwichy.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

It's a potato bug in Oregon, too.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

He has referred to them as "The" Blacks. As if there's only one kind of black person. So maybe he thinks they're the same guy?

ahughes798's avatar

That and Shel Talmy, who signed them to their first recording contract under really bad terms(for the Who, that is.)

Amy!'s avatar

Identified three states I've never visited: Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas.

My answers prolly combined both of my childhood accents (east tennessee and north-central ohio) with the piedmont of north carolina, where i've lived for thirty years. But yeah, not really at all accurate, for me.