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D-D-Donald???

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Needz moar YOOGE and classy.

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Which one is what hatches out of Ted Cruz' lip larva?

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L-y-i-n-apostrophe. The. Bidenator. Now, the poor guy, you've got to see this guy. 'Ah, I don’t know what I said! I don’t remember!’ Doink doink doink. Am I right. Am I right. We don't win anymore. We don't win with the ISIS. We don't win with China. We don't win, by the way, Mexico. We don't win with Mexico. And they will pay for the wall. Believe me. Believe me. A big beautiful wall. Tremendous. Tremendous. We're going to win so bigly, you're heads will spin. Trust me.

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Wilson, Greene , they both contain vowels.

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He's a Yooooge yoomanitarian. A truly kind and caring dude. He needs to build a wall and have his pate-ree-ots beat up a few protesters to prove it.

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Needed some self-interruptionsI'm great with the blacks, the women the - listen it's true, everyone loves me - the poor, all terrific, just terrific - they all love me.

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Med rare for me, please

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My sexual definitely needs a little healing.

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He's the Trumpest: part Trump, part Tempest & part Pest.

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Exactly... and some of the very East End folks adopt it because they like to imagine that they're spiritually part of Connecticut, so they try to sound all Greenwichy.

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It's a potato bug in Oregon, too.

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He has referred to them as "The" Blacks. As if there's only one kind of black person. So maybe he thinks they're the same guy?

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That and Shel Talmy, who signed them to their first recording contract under really bad terms(for the Who, that is.)

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Identified three states I've never visited: Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas.

My answers prolly combined both of my childhood accents (east tennessee and north-central ohio) with the piedmont of north carolina, where i've lived for thirty years. But yeah, not really at all accurate, for me.

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