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It was a parody?

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His whoremaster Grandfather?

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Not only that, but if he ever mentions the virus, you might catch it through the TV. That Dem plot is mighty clever.

Yours Crankily,The New York Crank

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And/or Marburg's

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Jared's night job?

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"We may need to take stepsto mitigate the broader spread of the virus in the United States"... By banning all foreigners from the country.

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I'd get out of my bed to go to one if I had Ebola.

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Especially not the Chinese 'tourist' ones.

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Bill WAS a Wang server.

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The biblical book is Revelation. Singular. The Revelation of Saint John. I should start a syndicated column called "Ask an Atheist".

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Boo Fucking Hoo. Couldn't happen to a nicer company.

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And then stuffing him full of infected Chinese bow-ties. Anally.

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Same here!

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In situations like this, I'm always curious what the Libertarian/Randian response is. Just let the Free Hand of the Market take care of everything?

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Caronavirus?!? I have long suspected that Leslie Caron is patient zero! I blame the French!

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Homeless+COVID-19=danger for them and everybody else.The governments-- local, state, federal-- should pass decongestants out like Hallowe'en candy to everybody. Less sneezin' 'n' snottin' means less contagion.

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