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Clark_Nova's avatar

It was a parody?

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His whoremaster Grandfather?

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Etoain Shrdlu's avatar

Not only that, but if he ever mentions the virus, you might catch it through the TV. That Dem plot is mighty clever.

Yours Crankily,The New York Crank

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And/or Marburg's

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Jared's night job?

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DialecticDetective's avatar

"We may need to take stepsto mitigate the broader spread of the virus in the United States"... By banning all foreigners from the country.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

I'd get out of my bed to go to one if I had Ebola.

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Especially not the Chinese 'tourist' ones.

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Bill WAS a Wang server.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

The biblical book is Revelation. Singular. The Revelation of Saint John. I should start a syndicated column called "Ask an Atheist".

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Boo Fucking Hoo. Couldn't happen to a nicer company.

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And then stuffing him full of infected Chinese bow-ties. Anally.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Same here!

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

In situations like this, I'm always curious what the Libertarian/Randian response is. Just let the Free Hand of the Market take care of everything?

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george lastrapes's avatar

Caronavirus?!? I have long suspected that Leslie Caron is patient zero! I blame the French!

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george lastrapes's avatar

Homeless+COVID-19=danger for them and everybody else.The governments-- local, state, federal-- should pass decongestants out like Hallowe'en candy to everybody. Less sneezin' 'n' snottin' means less contagion.

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