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I can't see the word "pummeled" now without thinking of Matt Schlapp. 🤢

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Per...fec...tion.

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Ta, Dok. Dictator Tot has his Underoos in a twist.

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Kamala-Walz?

That misogynistic, racist, miserable, thumb-shaped excuse for an imbecile can eat a whole bowl of 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 rat dicks just so we can put as much strain as possible on whatever he uses to pump blood through his circulatory system.

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Shitting his pants onstage during the « debate » should have ensured high poll numbers for Donald all the way to November. Sad!

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And it seems like the mainstream media is starting to report on the felon's habit of speaking in "word salad" and never actually answer questions.

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I missed Trump's presser today.

Anything on sharks, boats, electricity, toilet flushing or Hannibal Lecter?

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No but did you know that no one has ever in all of history spoken to bigger crowds than PAB?

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regarding Trump’s weird new nickname for Kamala Harris, “Kamabla”

"Everyone is helpful,

Everyone is kind

On the road to Kamabla...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWrMpV1vy0

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Think he's going to have to give that one up. Trump was the definition of blah at his presser today.

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" beat the brakes off " - Did he quote his lord and master? Sounds like something CF/TFG would babble. It makes no sense.

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Toots said that is a misogynist slur.

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The Harris/Walz campaign has their foot on the gas, not the brakes.

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“It’s unfair that I beat him and now I have to beat her, too,” Trump told an ally in a phone call last weekend.

OH POBRE SITO

Feel free to drop out, Don, if you can't handle the pressure.

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Aug 8Liked by Doktor Zoom

"but, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"; 1977, but it never gets old!

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Han Solo libel

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We need to understand this is Trump’s last hurrah. He has a mere 90 days, which will go by in a blink, before he retires to Merde Largo to watch his federal convictions pile up and his misappropriated campaign funds dwindle on legal fees. The sun is setting on Trump’s glory days. Make no mistake about it. He knows it, and he knows people only follow, obey and worship him because of his access to money and power. When he’s just a retired 78-year-old ex potus writing his memoirs (lol) and building his presidential library (lol) watch all the sycophants flee.

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from your mouth to god's ear.

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Twice impeached ex potus.

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Twice impeached, 34 felony convictions, one-term ex POTUS.

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34 AND COUNTING

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Aug 8·edited Aug 8

In his bat shit news conference today Trump said his crowds are 30 times bigger than Harris and that he could have locked Hillary Clinton up but decided not to. And promised mass deportations and claimed no one died during the January 6th attack. Poor guy. He’s not well.

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By Halloween, they'll be doing Pizza the Hutt memes of him.

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