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Who was that guy from LA? Plush? Puss? Something like that. He'll be on that boat too.

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Unf that's pretty good! Even though I had more of a homeless hobo with Carson's half-asleep face holding up a felt marker-drawn cardboard sign in mind.

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Baldur von Lewandowski libelz!!1!

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You people are silly. The very best moment was clearly the UN security council session that revealed that everyone had illegally armed their space craft, except for the Finns.

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No, encode them first, the lads in the NY office clearly need something worthwhile to do. With an abacus, a 9H pencil and a christmas themed napkin to write their computations and conclusions on.

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FBI Director: Rudy GhoulianiAttorney's General: Krispy Kreme Christi

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The NBC story notes Trump himself has avoided any premature transition planning, since he worries it might jinx the possibility of actually winning the election.

So that's why he's seemingly improvised his entire campaign on the fly.

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Katrina Pierson libelz!

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Spread out!

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Chief of Cyber Intelligence - Widdle BaronSect of Sexy - Ivankabot3000 Professor of the Living Dead - Count Ghouliani Chief of hiring Undocumented models who pay federal tax when the president doesn't - Melinoma BadinoffThis is fun...

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[I assume CATMAN meant it that way. We shouldn't be eating so much fried food. Crispy is taking one for the team since the gastric bypass will pass all that stuff right out into the crapper]

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I think we got the shits traveling through there in a camper in 1972. It's all a blur.

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It'll be the first thing he gets rid of, even before Education.

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Mmmmm.....Peaches

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Diggin' the nym, BTW.

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