Dunno if Kellyanne will get to talk too, but probably not. It's a dark day in America. Of course in some ways it is a very happy day, because it is Mardi Gras! But Donald Trump is also making the trip from the White House over to the Capitol, avoiding all the stairs
Years ago I watched an episode of the "Oprah" teevee show that featured married women who couldn't stop putting on their wedding dresses and watching their wedding videos, even after years of marriage. That is Trump, putting his finest scotch tape on his tie, and yapping about that one day in his life he felt like he mattered. Do I even have to say it? Sad.
Tis a tweetless day in Trumptown, so wonder what's up...??Bannon and the Kreepy Nazi Miller guy must have their minion locked in the closet, while they write bigly words and draw cartoons to keep him interested in whatever they put on that teleprompter..I don't think I have nearly enough alcohol to survive the night.
Priebus will lead him to the podium all the while Trump babbles "I am to go do this now?" followed by "When can I watches the TV?" followed by "You likes me, right Reince?"
It's our own damn fault. We could have commissioned Insane Clown Posse to do a cover version of it, so we could hack it into the freebie version of Spotify the chintzy asswhistle is undoubtedly using for his audio.
Silly Trumpsters Tricks, from stuff written today:
Walker explained that, without taking the expansion, his state still got Medicaid coverage for everyone living below the poverty line.
Because the expansion expanded coverage to above the poverty line. Unexpanded, it was still somewhat above the poverty line.
Trump will today direct the EPA and the Army Corps of Engineers to roll back the Obama-era “Waters of the United States” rule, which could ultimately make it easier for agricultural interests and developers to drain wetlands and small streams.
EPA or local DNR, DEQ, have stopped Trump many times. Now they pay, except states can trump Trump's trump on this one.
The president personally signed off on Sean Spicer's decision to go through aides' cell phones in a hunt for leaks
Euphemism for yelled at Spicer for an hour.
The White House announced the first details of Trump’s plans to boost defense spending by $54 billion while delivering equal cuts to spending at the EPA and State Department, particularly foreign aid. The government is “going to start spending on infrastructure — big” and that law enforcement programs will see higher budgets.
The famous Do More By Spending Less Policy. Or Do Less By Spending More Policy? Buy High Sell Low Policy? Whatever.
The Kremlin has grown increasingly convinced that Trump will not fundamentally change relations with Russia.
So they will. He's soooo disorganized, it fits right into Moscow's time honored formula of creating turmoil and exploiting the resuls, so all they have to do is hire trolls and program bots; Easy Day Subterfuge they call it.
Last month's commando raid in Yemen – which cost the life of a U.S. Navy Seal, and a number of kids and civilians -- has so far yielded “no significant intelligence."
It was done using no significant intelligence. What a success!
Trump addresses a joint session of Congress at 9 p.m. Eastern. All are wondering what he will say.
HAH!!! Sitting next to Melania (aka The Destroyer from Thor movies) are Scalia's widow, the daughter of a drug company founder, widows of police killed on duty, a graduate of a bibble study school and of course a H.S. football star shot by an illegal immigrant. Fun times tonight!
Years ago I watched an episode of the "Oprah" teevee show that featured married women who couldn't stop putting on their wedding dresses and watching their wedding videos, even after years of marriage. That is Trump, putting his finest scotch tape on his tie, and yapping about that one day in his life he felt like he mattered. Do I even have to say it? Sad.
Tis a tweetless day in Trumptown, so wonder what's up...??Bannon and the Kreepy Nazi Miller guy must have their minion locked in the closet, while they write bigly words and draw cartoons to keep him interested in whatever they put on that teleprompter..I don't think I have nearly enough alcohol to survive the night.
Priebus will lead him to the podium all the while Trump babbles "I am to go do this now?" followed by "When can I watches the TV?" followed by "You likes me, right Reince?"
Isn't that the one where the sh*rk is coming up right behind you?
I suspect his Bundyesque reminiscences tend more toward the Ted side.
And his clams canned!
Or go the Tom Jones route and throw keys on stage. But from Russian hotels.
It's our own damn fault. We could have commissioned Insane Clown Posse to do a cover version of it, so we could hack it into the freebie version of Spotify the chintzy asswhistle is undoubtedly using for his audio.
Or someone swaps out the Marine Band's sheet music with the Russian National Anthem...
That monster!!!
Silly Trumpsters Tricks, from stuff written today:
Walker explained that, without taking the expansion, his state still got Medicaid coverage for everyone living below the poverty line.
Because the expansion expanded coverage to above the poverty line. Unexpanded, it was still somewhat above the poverty line.
Trump will today direct the EPA and the Army Corps of Engineers to roll back the Obama-era “Waters of the United States” rule, which could ultimately make it easier for agricultural interests and developers to drain wetlands and small streams.
EPA or local DNR, DEQ, have stopped Trump many times. Now they pay, except states can trump Trump's trump on this one.
The president personally signed off on Sean Spicer's decision to go through aides' cell phones in a hunt for leaks
Euphemism for yelled at Spicer for an hour.
The White House announced the first details of Trump’s plans to boost defense spending by $54 billion while delivering equal cuts to spending at the EPA and State Department, particularly foreign aid. The government is “going to start spending on infrastructure — big” and that law enforcement programs will see higher budgets.
The famous Do More By Spending Less Policy. Or Do Less By Spending More Policy? Buy High Sell Low Policy? Whatever.
The Kremlin has grown increasingly convinced that Trump will not fundamentally change relations with Russia.
So they will. He's soooo disorganized, it fits right into Moscow's time honored formula of creating turmoil and exploiting the resuls, so all they have to do is hire trolls and program bots; Easy Day Subterfuge they call it.
Last month's commando raid in Yemen – which cost the life of a U.S. Navy Seal, and a number of kids and civilians -- has so far yielded “no significant intelligence."
It was done using no significant intelligence. What a success!
Trump addresses a joint session of Congress at 9 p.m. Eastern. All are wondering what he will say.
HAH!!! Sitting next to Melania (aka The Destroyer from Thor movies) are Scalia's widow, the daughter of a drug company founder, widows of police killed on duty, a graduate of a bibble study school and of course a H.S. football star shot by an illegal immigrant. Fun times tonight!
"Can I have cake and ice-cream after this?"
Thanks BadKitty!
Therefore, to avoid feelings of guilt - I will up my moneezzzz to $$$ from $
His mouth doesn't look like a Va Jay Jay, more like a well articulated anus. Meh anyway that Vulgar thing is what it is.
Not going to watch, because the cat always runs away when The Nameless One talks.
I'll let you good folk report on the thing. I'll watch "Vikings" about a time when Sweden was RUN by terrorists (albeit very good looking terrorists).