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Paranoid about the presidency--bad hair--talks funny--we've seen this before, ya'llhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Slim to the rescue! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I'm confused. Is Carlos Slim an international Jewish banker or an international cartelist. Or the owner of a fleet of taco trucks?

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Probably think Mexico extends all the way down to our canal.

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I was sitting on a mountain top.30,000 feet to drop.Tied me on a runaway horseUh huh, that's right, of course.Slim Dandy to the rescue!Go, Slim Dandy! Go, Slim Dandy!

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nope.

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He would've finished right behind George Pataki in teh primaries....

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It's probably Ivanka screaming at him that he's turning the "Trump" name into garbage, I think she only comes off as less objectionable than Don Jr. and Eric because she's much more focused on the business - and less obviously stupid than her brothers.

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I just mailed in my Hillary vote today, so I must be part of this conspiracy.

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The Fletcher Memory Home?

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Not if they serve carnitas tacos. Mmmm....carnitas....

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this election is giving me more appreciation for my job. TX politics is way saner than this--and we have Sid Miller, Dan Patrick (nee Goeb) and Ken Paxton.

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If owned by crypto-Jews, yes.

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It's become apparent that he doesn't want the competition.

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You know, it's not a particularly effective global Illuminati Jewish media bankers group that’s planning to take over the world. They've been at it for a couple of centuries, and they still don't seem to be ruling everyone. Or even anyone.

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"Has this been poll tested with Susie?" No, but Lauri's room mate gave it the thumbs up.

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