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Amy!'s avatar

Thumbnails of all nineteen and counting candidates, minus Trump. Slightly larger Trump, a bit further down, with a speech balloon: "Losers!" Below Trump, in a nice calligraphed hand: "All losers"

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ryp's avatar

Ass Lice gets 38% when included in Republican primary polls, so don't count Bush out yet.

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glennisw's avatar

Christ, what an asshole. I almost feel sorry for Jeb!

Almost.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Well, sure, but if ass lice can't appear on the ballot, will ass lice's voters be more likely to choose Jeb! or Trump!? OK, that may end up being a tough choice for them...

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

It took forever for Mittens to put away the crazies (relatively speaking...), though. The GOP has compressed its debate and primary schedule this time around. And Jeb! is having trouble rising up to Mitt's level of..."likeability?".

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sillyclucker's avatar

I just want to know why Babs insisted on having such dumb children.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Not enough Jesus.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I wonder which one is the gay one? You know out of 5 kids, one of them has to be gay. That's just science, and Obama being gay for gay marriage.

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stevola's avatar

Like I always say, with a slow clock, you never know.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

Don't we all wish...

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Excessive devotion to logical coherence has never been a fault of Donald Trump.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Call me a hypocrite if you will, but I would refuse to bake a cake for a Bush/Duggar marriage.

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dshwa's avatar

It's pretty sad when you can't even manage to be as likable as the MittBot

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rg9rts's avatar

Ouch....LMAO

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rg9rts's avatar

Dumb daddy

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

HYPOCRITE!!!!!!

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