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Thumbnails of all nineteen and counting candidates, minus Trump. Slightly larger Trump, a bit further down, with a speech balloon: "Losers!" Below Trump, in a nice calligraphed hand: "All losers"

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Ass Lice gets 38% when included in Republican primary polls, so don't count Bush out yet.

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Christ, what an asshole. I almost feel sorry for Jeb!

Almost.

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Well, sure, but if ass lice can't appear on the ballot, will ass lice's voters be more likely to choose Jeb! or Trump!? OK, that may end up being a tough choice for them...

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It took forever for Mittens to put away the crazies (relatively speaking...), though. The GOP has compressed its debate and primary schedule this time around. And Jeb! is having trouble rising up to Mitt's level of..."likeability?".

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I just want to know why Babs insisted on having such dumb children.

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Not enough Jesus.

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I wonder which one is the gay one? You know out of 5 kids, one of them has to be gay. That's just science, and Obama being gay for gay marriage.

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Like I always say, with a slow clock, you never know.

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Don't we all wish...

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Excessive devotion to logical coherence has never been a fault of Donald Trump.

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Call me a hypocrite if you will, but I would refuse to bake a cake for a Bush/Duggar marriage.

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It's pretty sad when you can't even manage to be as likable as the MittBot

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Ouch....LMAO

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Dumb daddy

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HYPOCRITE!!!!!!

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