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He'll probably just kick them out of NYC

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Also: female heads of the family

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.... and he is rubbing his hands with glee at the prospect of a Trump presidency.

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No. Trump, somewhere deep down under, /wishes/ he was Putin. But in reality Putin would play Trump so hard Fidel Castro would be proud.

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Even Trudeau would be the first out the door, I'm willing to hazard that guess.

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Even Siri doesn't trust Trump.....

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In the meantime China eyes the south Pacific......

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.... and yet the minibars are all empty. HMMMMMM

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With an assist from Neville Chamberlain, no doubt.

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Not to mention make Bill rape the little girls in the White House bathroom, but I digress

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Nah Chamberlain was a terminal optimist, not actively evil

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RWNJ elsewhere tried to turn me with an article stating Hillary took a donation from someone connected to the Chinese government. I was like "OK, go hang up Walmart"