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bbayliss's avatar

His crack investigators are back from Hawaii? What'd they find out? He said we wouldn't believe it.

Chuck's avatar

Ask Sc*tt Walker about a private network.

$136050197's avatar

"And I also know things that other people don’t know, and so they cannot be sure of the situation."

Someone has been talking to Sauron using his plantir again...

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Other Chris's avatar

Wednesday arrives and we get more rope-a-dope from Donnie.

I am so sick of this shit. There's no point in taking ANY of this seriously. I keep telling myself to ignore how insane these times are, but apparently I just don't learn.

Mark Breitinger's avatar

It was a long swim, and their arms are REALLY tired.

Also, sharks.

bbayliss's avatar

Also sharks, so their legs are really short.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

They'll have to take breaks to fix whatever international kerfuffle Trump has started with a dumb Tweet.

goCatgo's avatar

Yes but at least they will die at the hands of the Free Market, not socialism.

goCatgo's avatar

Wow, for a minute I thought that was ME, but then I noticed I don't have that gun thingy hanging on my wall ! Whew !

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

No no no! You have to just report that Trump claims stuff, and it's up to the people to figure out whether or not he does actually know stuff, or that he's full of shit.

Not even kidding about that. Seriously, that's going to be the Press' solution to handling our Liar-In-Chief.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So ... how long until someone shows up in a bike courier getup to give Drumpf a note that says Melon Trump accidentally murdered a hobo on 5th Avenue, and to send Giuliani or Newt out right away to get out ahead of this story?

goCatgo's avatar

Geeze the possibilities are endless. The Russians torched Mar a Lago, drugs found in Trump Tower, on and on.........

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Snowflake comments!?

Comments aren't allowed on Wonket, duh.

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Hey, he once watched an episode of CSI: Cyber.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Now that Joe Arpaio is out of a real job, he can do ALL the investigating full time!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Be sure to drink your Orangina...? SON OF A BITCH!"