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His crack investigators are back from Hawaii? What'd they find out? He said we wouldn't believe it.

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Ask Sc*tt Walker about a private network.

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"And I also know things that other people don’t know, and so they cannot be sure of the situation."

Someone has been talking to Sauron using his plantir again...

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Wednesday arrives and we get more rope-a-dope from Donnie.

I am so sick of this shit. There's no point in taking ANY of this seriously. I keep telling myself to ignore how insane these times are, but apparently I just don't learn.

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It was a long swim, and their arms are REALLY tired.

Also, sharks.

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Also sharks, so their legs are really short.

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They'll have to take breaks to fix whatever international kerfuffle Trump has started with a dumb Tweet.

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Yes but at least they will die at the hands of the Free Market, not socialism.

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Wow, for a minute I thought that was ME, but then I noticed I don't have that gun thingy hanging on my wall ! Whew !

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No no no! You have to just report that Trump claims stuff, and it's up to the people to figure out whether or not he does actually know stuff, or that he's full of shit.

Not even kidding about that. Seriously, that's going to be the Press' solution to handling our Liar-In-Chief.

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So ... how long until someone shows up in a bike courier getup to give Drumpf a note that says Melon Trump accidentally murdered a hobo on 5th Avenue, and to send Giuliani or Newt out right away to get out ahead of this story?

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Geeze the possibilities are endless. The Russians torched Mar a Lago, drugs found in Trump Tower, on and on.........

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Snowflake comments!?

Comments aren't allowed on Wonket, duh.

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Hey, he once watched an episode of CSI: Cyber.

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Now that Joe Arpaio is out of a real job, he can do ALL the investigating full time!

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"Be sure to drink your Orangina...? SON OF A BITCH!"

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